slobgoblin 

Definiton 1:a swampdonkey that is also a complete bitch. her pure evilness combined with her slob-like appearance differentiates her from traditional swampdonkey status.

Definition 2: A swampdonkey that has an unusual propensity for administering ball draining blowjobs. Slobgoblins never let any of the seed hit the ground. At all times, they will completely scoop the whole load.

Definition 1: That slobgoblin that Chester hooked up with last night was so snooty.

Definition 2: Last night i tickled that slobgoblin's throat not once, but thrice.

slobgoblin by Shakes Salerno January 17, 2007

Slob Goblin 

(n.) term referring to a promiscuous female. One who enjoys performing fellatio on as many boners as possible.

Arlene is a Slob Goblin. She'll give you a nice slob job and drive you to Taco Bell and buy you a snack.

Slob Goblin by Nedward December 28, 2005

Slutgoblin

A non-human dick enthusiast, living in vast underground communities of other Slutgoblins and Dicktrolls, cackling and reminiscing over their cum guzzling exploits, subsisting mainly on a diet of souls, kittens and ejaculate

While traveling in Serbia, I encountered a terrifying Slutgoblin! She roared "You cat leave right meow!," but luckily I managed to escape

Slutgoblin by Spaniard October 9, 2012

snobgoblin 

A slick, slimy, sociopath bastard. The kind of pusbag who would pimp their grandma for the key to the executive washroom. An honest-to-goodness first class ass.

The only way that a snobgoblin like <insert dirtbag> would be useful is if you shoved a lump of coal up their tightass and made a diamond.

snobgoblin by BuffBoy June 28, 2011

slob-goblin-hob-goblin 

a term identified as a type of oral sex used when a male or female "slobbers" on the persons genitalia.

Ah man she gave me a good slob-goblin-hob-goblin last night

slob-goblin-hob-goblin by jhilsupreme March 31, 2010

Slobgobblin 

When a person or animal consumes another creatures saliva. Typically the saliva is particularly copious, viscous, and just downright filthy. The “gobbler” is often a depraved maniac and just can’t resist any opportunity to eat slobber.

God dammit Beau, stop slobgobblin Violet! You are not setting a good example for the children!

Slobgobblin by Molly Rehm June 11, 2021

Soygoblin

A person (typically male) with progressive ideologies who is considerably unkempt and/or terminally online.

Shut up you morbidly obese, hysterical soygoblin.

Soygoblin by BlueGuyHello August 5, 2026