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when something, such as a pencil, is shoved up your nose really hard causing pain and possibly tears.
Chris accidently slurved the girl with the huge nose with his pencil because she was in his face.
slurved by Sarrahhh May 20, 2007
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Pitch in baseball that is a combination of a slider and a curveball.
Man, Kevin's slurve is the best pitch i've ever seen.
Slurve by Kevy the Bevy May 30, 2003
a slut that has a curvy body
Guy 1: Dude look at that chick over there! she has curves.

Guy 2: yea man, i heard she's a slut.

Guy 1: Yeah, well she's a slurve.
Slurve by kari-ism's December 13, 2010
girl that is just plain mean, similar to pitbull.
from the term for the baseball pitch that is impossible to hit or duck
Jack: Damn, Amanda is such a slurve!

Eddie: I know, the other day she closed my locker door on my hand cause I said hi to her!
slurve by GT1TXR July 6, 2009
A mythical creature living in forests and coffee bars. They are often confused with leprechauns because of their strong physical resemblance, but confusing them would be a dire mistake.

Slurvies are known for their bad temper. You would never see a happy or even slightly pleased one. Smiling, or laughing aren't in their vernacular and they're more likely to bite you or smack you than...anything else, to be honest.

Scholars who've studied Slurvies have but one suggestions for you: "STAY. THE. FUCK. AWAY!".
- So did you brake up with Kate last night? How did she take it?
- She got slurvie mad. Look at these teethmarks on my chest and here, where I'm bleeding like crazy, is where she bashed me over the head with her curling iron.
Slurvie by Cpt. Costner November 12, 2009
a slurpee with vodka
A: Let's get Slurpees!
M: More like Slurvees...
slurvee by Angelina HO-lie October 21, 2012