Slurvie 

A mythical creature living in forests and coffee bars. They are often confused with leprechauns because of their strong physical resemblance, but confusing them would be a dire mistake.

Slurvies are known for their bad temper. You would never see a happy or even slightly pleased one. Smiling, or laughing aren't in their vernacular and they're more likely to bite you or smack you than...anything else, to be honest.

Scholars who've studied Slurvies have but one suggestions for you: "STAY. THE. FUCK. AWAY!".

- So did you brake up with Kate last night? How did she take it?
- She got slurvie mad. Look at these teethmarks on my chest and here, where I'm bleeding like crazy, is where she bashed me over the head with her curling iron.

Slurvie by Cpt. Costner November 12, 2009

Slurvish 

A term used in Alice in Wonderland; Selfish, self-centered, or generally rude and thoughtless.

Alice thought it was very slurvish of The Red Knave to proposition her in the hallway of the Red Queen's castle.

Slurvish by Katalyst86 May 29, 2010

Slurpie Mountaineers 

A group of people in northern California who go hiking for kicks, but don't take it too seriously and aren't obsessed with health, just having fun.

Person 1: "Whoa, who are those cool kids trekking up that trail and having a hella good time?"
Person 2: "Those are the Slurpie Mountaineers!"

Slurpie Mountaineers by cultclassiclolo February 19, 2009

Cherry Slurpie 

One big step beyond a deep throat blowjob.

When your girlfriend goes down so far on your cock that she can slurp up and suck one or both balls into her mouth.

Angel gives such a great BJ... she can even perform a Cherry Slurpie!

Cherry Slurpie by Angel's Prince December 4, 2013

Slurvian 

A manner of speaking that combines the words to the point that syllables are being excluded as the words are SLURRED together. This term originated in the 1930's. Appalachian speakers as well as East Coast speakers are known to speak fluent Slurvian. It may be the common string that holds all the accents of the east together. It can also be found in Chicago.

His family in Kentucky speaks fluent Slurvian! They were all: "Widen ya tell me y'alls were comin'? I've been diiiiine to meetcha new wife!"

Slurvian by Jessi loves Chicago March 30, 2015

french slurpie 

when you eat out an ass so hard you slurp up some poop

Josh: Bro I was hooking up with this girl last night and I gave her a french slurpie.
Sam: Damn bro thats gnarly.
Josh: Yeah man it was kinda dope.

french slurpie by yung jorg July 19, 2019

Slurpie

A Slut With Herpes. (Slut + Herpes)

Guy #1: Yo, I had raw sex with Vicky and Wendy last night.
Guy #2: You Idiot! Those girls are Slurpies!
Guy #1: Nooooooo, Now I got Herpes!!!

Slurpie by puppycat March 16, 2009