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Slurpology

Ancient Greek: -λογία

Medieval Latin: -logia

French: -logie

-logy: A subject of study or interest; A branch of knowledge; A science.

Slurpology:
The study of eating or drinking in a noisy manner.
Slushy slurpies, a mainstay in Slurpology, and a go to consumable for any self-respecting Slurpologist.
by ra ramses May 28, 2018
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Slapology

An apology coupled with an insult. Usually not intended.

Pronounced " sluh-pol-uh-gee"
1. I'm sorry for not wanting to go to "Extreme Pita" but the way you use Pita bread is NOT extreme

2. Man:I Love you but you're not as hot as Jessica Alba

Woman: I'm not taking that as an apology, I'm taking it as a Slapology
by xPhoenix July 23, 2010
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smurfology

(n.) the study of all things smurf; Donnie Darko is considered by most experts to have been the pioneer of this field.
Smurfology, as expounded by Mr. D. Darko:

Donnie Darko- “Smurfette doesn't fuck.”
Sean Smith- “That's bullshit. Smurfette fucks all the other Smurfs. Why do you think Papa Smurf made her? Because all the other Smurfs were getting too horny.”
Ronald Fisher- “No, no, no, not Vanity. I heard he was a homosexual.”
Sean Smith- “Okay, then, you know what? She fucks them and Vanity watches. Okay?”
Ronald Fisher- “What about Papa Smurf? I mean, he must get in on all the action.”
Sean Smith- “Yeah, what he does, he films the gangbang, and he beats off to the tape.”
Donnie Darko- “First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gangbang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living if you don't have a dick?”
Ronald Fisher- “Dammit, Donnie. Why you gotta get all smart on us?”
by Da Sperminator January 24, 2011
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sarpology

(n) sarcastic apology

related forms:
(v) sarpologize
"Stop sarpologizing, I know you don't mean it."

"If you give me one more lame-ass sarpology, I'm gonna slap you!"
by n00bcannonball December 1, 2010
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suropology

I'm furious- "Suropology!!!!"
by Nadia Slutsky October 24, 2009
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Slutology

The study of how sluts or whores interact with other people, including other sluts. Popular studies go into slut determination (compared to regular women), how to pick up sluts, slutonomics (the cost of having a slut/sluts), interslut and intraslut sociology, and slut management.
Hey Tony, how did you do in that slutology 101 exam? I think I did well, but I had trouble answering how daddy issues lead to choking fetishes.
by The Human Whisk November 17, 2019
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Scrupology

The art of stacking paper in any fashion possible legal or illegal..
Gonna hit the block today bro and get my scruples up then gonna teach a class in tha hood in scrupology 101 to the up and comers..
by 2Buk February 8, 2021
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