Slumbology 

The practice of successfully preventing the disruption of your circadian rhythm.

Friend 1: "Wow! How are you so refreshed after your nap?!"

Friend 2: "Well, I've majored in slumbology."

Slumbology by SilverVader December 10, 2024

symbology 

The study of symbols.

Dan Brown writes about SYMBOLOGY in his book "The Da Vinci Code".

symbology by Elaina Walkere May 3, 2006

symbology 

The act of expressing oneself as being a complete idiot because you are seeking for the word sssssssymbolism but you are too much of a fucking idiot to know that.

"So what's the symbology of that."
"I believe the word you are looking for is ssssssymbolism."

symbology by Luke Short February 7, 2005

Slutology 

The study of how sluts or whores interact with other people, including other sluts. Popular studies go into slut determination (compared to regular women), how to pick up sluts, slutonomics (the cost of having a slut/sluts), interslut and intraslut sociology, and slut management.

Hey Tony, how did you do in that slutology 101 exam? I think I did well, but I had trouble answering how daddy issues lead to choking fetishes.

Slutology by The Human Whisk November 17, 2019

symbology 

Pronunciation Key (sm-bl-j)
n.
The study or interpretation of symbols or symbolism.
The use of symbols.

When one studies symbols, they are engaging in symbology.

symbology by Elaina Walkere April 27, 2006

symbology 

Symbology is the study of symbols. Here are some simple symbological examples from that now standard dirty dirty English alphabet:

b and d are obviously erections viewed from the guys right and left respectively, while p and q are when he's soft, standing on his head, or on top.

V and W, a-la Dan Brown, mentioned by another poster are the chalices, therefore obviously symbolize three bitches with their legs spread, the W of course, is preferably twins, while v and w are hopefully at least 18.

U and n I personally take to be cups, one upright, the other spilled, which I why the prefix "un" is nearly always preferable to the prefix "in"

B of course then is boobs or buttcheeks

O and o, as in orifice(s) are obvious (men only have two)

g and q in different fonts therefore are those guys with curved dicks.

and so on and so forth

Symbology can be sexy.

symbology by JamesJet March 5, 2017

Slumbologist 

A person who successfully prevents disruption of their circadian rhythm.

Wow! He slept exactly 1 and a half hours! He's such a slumbologist!

Slumbologist by SilverVader August 16, 2024