smurfology

(n.) the study of all things smurf; Donnie Darko is considered by most experts to have been the pioneer of this field.

Smurfology, as expounded by Mr. D. Darko:

Donnie Darko- “Smurfette doesn't fuck.”
Sean Smith- “That's bullshit. Smurfette fucks all the other Smurfs. Why do you think Papa Smurf made her? Because all the other Smurfs were getting too horny.”
Ronald Fisher- “No, no, no, not Vanity. I heard he was a homosexual.”
Sean Smith- “Okay, then, you know what? She fucks them and Vanity watches. Okay?”
Ronald Fisher- “What about Papa Smurf? I mean, he must get in on all the action.”
Sean Smith- “Yeah, what he does, he films the gangbang, and he beats off to the tape.”
Donnie Darko- “First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gangbang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living if you don't have a dick?”
Ronald Fisher- “Dammit, Donnie. Why you gotta get all smart on us?”

by Da Sperminator January 24, 2011

shuffology

the study of figuring out one's future through shuffle on an mp3 player or other such similar device

Sarah: I wonder how my week's going to be!
John: Try shuffology!
Sarah: Ok.. it gave me basket case.. looks like a hectic week..

by Seer441 January 25, 2009

Snarfology

Is the studying and reasearch of Snarfism.

That lecture by the Snarfologist was very intriguing.
OR
I hear she has a PhD in Snarfology.

by Mandangle December 17, 2008

Swurfologist

One who has mastered and perfected the art of swurf. This dedicated individual can swurf on anybody at any given time and without reasonable cause.

I would try to fuck with P.Rhymes but he is a Swurfologist, so I'mma just fall back because my swurf ain't up there with his.

by Parallel Rhymes May 16, 2009

Swerfology

The study of the art of swerfing.

Swerfology 101 taught me that swerf is not only a word, but a way of life.

by Parallel Rhymes May 16, 2009

Swurfology

The study of the art of swurf.

Swurfology 101 taught me that swurf is not only a word, but a way of life.

by Parallel Rhymes May 16, 2009

Smirkology

The study of smiles or facial expressions in every shape and form.

To get a great portrait of any one person or people, you must have your degree in smirkology.

by TheSmirky1 May 18, 2018