Slumpies

Slumpy (singular) or Slumpies (plural) -

Most often used in marketing and media interpellation, a slumpy is a socially liberal, urban-minded, physically conservative yuppie between the ages of 18 to 36.

"This used to be my 'hood. But since its gentrification 10 years ago, er, excuse me, since its 'revitalization,' its become an anthill of latte-sucking, yoga mat-toting white slumpies."

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Slumpies by Simon Moya-Smith March 19, 2012

slummies 

Liverpool expression for coins.

Do you have any slummies?

slummies by Tanja Amalie May 5, 2007

free slurpies 

when you buy weed off of a person and they give the buyer a venerial disease

'' oh hey sean C. you got the bud and my free slurpies?'' ''yeah, unzip your pants."

free slurpies by adamroth February 23, 2011

slummies 

A Liverpool expression for loose change.

Hey mate! You got any slummies?

slummies by Selene Bowie May 12, 2007

Slumpness 

The act of being hella slumped

"God she really hit the highest level of slumpness" "my slumpness is out of control man"

Slumpness by jnbottyFbI October 29, 2018

Slurpies 

Otherwise known as a "sloppy burpie." It's a modified version of the Crossfit exercise the "Burpie." This happens when your body reaches exhaustion during a Crossfit WOD and causes your Burpie form to lack.

"Dude, I was so tired during yesterday's WOD that my Burpies started looking like Slurpies."

Slurpies by Bartles June 6, 2013

Slurpies 

Game friends play where they suck each other off and time how long it takes each other to come.

Hey bro lets play "Slurpies"
Ok bro
No homo bro

Slurpies by Yoshibeara October 26, 2020