sozzed

A word used to describe a person or an animal who is lying in the heat of the sun or heater, very warm and in a very deep sleep, or very, very relaxed and barely conscious.

"My tabby cat is totally sozzed!"

by bittybug November 2, 2013

sozzled

under the influence of any substance heavily.

he just hit that wet like a champ. I bet he is completely sozzled.

by Baron von Dizzle May 28, 2003

kaiser sozed

When somebody up and disappears. Can be used when your friend was just there and disappeared, or when you told somebody they was about to get jacked.

I told that fool 'if you mess with my girls again, ima drop u' and the next thing i know... that fool Kaiser Sozed...

by Akachan June 12, 2007

sozzled

Sozzled means intoxicated.

Hennessey got me sozzled and trippin

by FlyAway July 19, 2011

kaiser sozed

When one can make up his or own life story or a simple lie using only the materials used in the room they are currently in.

Hey man did you find out if jimmy did it?

No he said dell samsung did it.

Oh you mean your computer and your printer?

Crap, I just got kaiser sozed.

by jaken May 14, 2012

Sazzed

A feeling of being uplifted after a short chat with friends especially after lunch.

"I'm so sazzed after my lunch, think I will knit that blanket!"

by Aesop Funmouse September 12, 2012

keyser sozed

Pretending you're headed to the bar or the bathroom and instead leaving the establishment to either pass out, puke, or go bang a nasty hood rat and to never be heard from again.
(and more importantly avoiding the shit storm of your friends heckling abuse for either admitting you're leaving because of the aforementioned reasons!)

"You think you can catch Keyser Soze? You think a guy like that comes this close to getting fingered and sticks his head out? "My guess is you'll never hear from him again."

I keyser sozed out of that place and never looked back. SUCKERS!

by SEEKA January 13, 2007