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1. a person that never cleans up, usually a roommate, and will never claim his/her dirty pile of shit.

2. an extremely intoxicated individual that can barely function (see blackout) and proceeds to break shit and fall on everyone.
1. Steve- Hey, who the fuck left the milk out?
Rod- Not sure, it wasn't me though.
Darin- Bullshit. Your slopass had a glass of milk before you went to sleep.
2.John- Did you see that chick fall a second ago?
Nick- Yeah, she's a being a real slopass.
slopass by JohnRom February 5, 2008

Slowassery

Usually someone who is awfully slow...all them time or someone you would call a slow ass.
John kept messing up on purpose so I told him to get out of here with your slowassery.
Slowassery by LilSpicyy August 29, 2018
Someone who is slow on learning or figuring out simple things.
i.e. Jokes, or social site buttons.
Timmy is such a slowass. He didnt get it when i told him that freaky Jenn sucks ass literally and then he asked me how to post a status on facebook.
Slowass by Jazzi Jizz July 8, 2011
Some idiot boy who is older than intern sex and Loge.
Wow slowass is a mad man
slowass by Slowtown97 April 9, 2021
When someone scores a bullshit goal in any games of the popular FIFA series. A slopass goal generally occurs when the ball bounces off multiple players and/or weird angles that conclude in a goal for the slopass player. This leaves the player on the opposing team in a stupor of amazent as they simultaneously delve into anger and throw shit across the room followed by screams and loud cussing.

Many games including those that involve sports have slopass characteristics. FIFA is just an excellent example along with most anything commisioned by EA Sports
Kevin : Wow I can't believe Kyle just scored that slopass goal on Walt in FIFA 11, he just kicked the TV and threw the controller into the wall.

Walt: %#$# off Kevin
Slopass by Classless023 October 31, 2011
Slowass-Cristina is the definition of a slow ass
Slowass by j1zell October 2, 2020
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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