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Someone who is slow on learning or figuring out simple things.
i.e. Jokes, or social site buttons.
Timmy is such a slowass. He didnt get it when i told him that freaky Jenn sucks ass literally and then he asked me how to post a status on facebook.
Slowass by Jazzi Jizz July 8, 2011
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Some idiot boy who is older than intern sex and Loge.
Wow slowass is a mad man
slowass by Slowtown97 April 9, 2021
Slowass-Cristina is the definition of a slow ass
Slowass by j1zell October 2, 2020
1. a person that never cleans up, usually a roommate, and will never claim his/her dirty pile of shit.

2. an extremely intoxicated individual that can barely function (see blackout) and proceeds to break shit and fall on everyone.
1. Steve- Hey, who the fuck left the milk out?
Rod- Not sure, it wasn't me though.
Darin- Bullshit. Your slopass had a glass of milk before you went to sleep.
2.John- Did you see that chick fall a second ago?
Nick- Yeah, she's a being a real slopass.
slopass by JohnRom February 5, 2008

Slowassery

Usually someone who is awfully slow...all them time or someone you would call a slow ass.
John kept messing up on purpose so I told him to get out of here with your slowassery.
Slowassery by LilSpicyy August 29, 2018

Ripping Slow Ass 

A quiet, lengthy, or series of lengthy, stinky farts, as if leaking out uncontrollably, over a minimum duration of 2 minutes.
Damn, this dog is ripping slow ass right now
Ripping Slow Ass by CBslimjim September 16, 2019
The term used to describe the action of passing a bong/pipe to a fellow smoker.
Did you see that slowpass? it took like 20 seconds............man.
Slowpass by Psynth April 10, 2010
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“No way, is that cake?”
Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
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