Slowass

Someone who is slow on learning or figuring out simple things.
i.e. Jokes, or social site buttons.

Timmy is such a slowass. He didnt get it when i told him that freaky Jenn sucks ass literally and then he asked me how to post a status on facebook.

by Jazzi Jizz July 8, 2011

slowass

Some idiot boy who is older than intern sex and Loge.

Wow slowass is a mad man

by Slowtown97 April 9, 2021

Slowass

Cristina

Slowass-Cristina is the definition of a slow ass

by j1zell October 2, 2020

slopass

1. a person that never cleans up, usually a roommate, and will never claim his/her dirty pile of shit.

2. an extremely intoxicated individual that can barely function (see blackout) and proceeds to break shit and fall on everyone.

1. Steve- Hey, who the fuck left the milk out?
Rod- Not sure, it wasn't me though.
Darin- Bullshit. Your slopass had a glass of milk before you went to sleep.
2.John- Did you see that chick fall a second ago?
Nick- Yeah, she's a being a real slopass.

by JohnRom February 5, 2008

Slowassery

Usually someone who is awfully slow...all them time or someone you would call a slow ass.

John kept messing up on purpose so I told him to get out of here with your slowassery.

by LilSpicyy August 29, 2018

Ripping Slow Ass

A quiet, lengthy, or series of lengthy, stinky farts, as if leaking out uncontrollably, over a minimum duration of 2 minutes.

Damn, this dog is ripping slow ass right now

by CBslimjim September 16, 2019

Slowpass

The term used to describe the action of passing a bong/pipe to a fellow smoker.

Did you see that slowpass? it took like 20 seconds............man.

by Psynth April 10, 2010