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Slow Hand Sock 

A slow hand sock is when you quickly try and find a sock to cum in but you are too late to put it on your dick so you cum all over your hand and a tiny bit on the sock.
Oh god my cum is everywhere!
Thats a slow hand sock!

Slow Hands 

^ What that guy said.

Slow Hands 

The best song ever, anyone who disgrees should be shot.
Rappo said Slow hands was shit, so i danza slapped him.
Slow Hands by Reptillia February 23, 2005

slow dance handy

Slow dancing in the kitchen getting a handjob while listening to jack Johnson
"I got a hand job in the kitchen while slow dancing and listening to jack Johnson. She gave me a slow dance handy."
slow dance handy by Dinosaur7 March 14, 2017

slowhanded 

To have been banned from a message board and have had any and all evidence of your existence on that board removed permanently, usually done without warning, notification, or explanation. Origins: from the bbs handle of a customer of Nebraska football message board (slowhand) who was one the first recipients of such action on that board, soon to be followed my many other customers of that board who began to use the term "slowhanded" to describe the action
Because the site administrator didn't like fans who could actually make a cogent argument, he was slowhanded.
slowhanded by screwthetroll July 25, 2008

Slowhand 

Slowhand is Clapton.
Slowhand by fecal matter April 26, 2005