To pretend to be compassionate, kind, etc. in order to manipulate someone else, often for the purpose of exploiting or swindling him or her. A form of deception common in romantic relationships and business deals. A slowhandler is different from a golddigger primarily because slowhandlers are pursuing very specific goals, whereas golddiggers are after whatever they can get their hands on. Additionally, slowhandlers are usually more subtle and are not restricted to being female.
"What the hell? She left you? You guys have been going out for two years!"
"I know! Turns out she was just slowhandling me to move up the corporate ladder."
"I was only there for the free toaster, but that guy slowhandled me into buying a timeshare! Damn, he's one hell of a salesman."
"I know! Turns out she was just slowhandling me to move up the corporate ladder."
"I was only there for the free toaster, but that guy slowhandled me into buying a timeshare! Damn, he's one hell of a salesman."
by Mask of Mirth December 18, 2008
Get the slowhandle mug.To have been banned from a message board and have had any and all evidence of your existence on that board removed permanently, usually done without warning, notification, or explanation. Origins: from the bbs handle of a customer of Nebraska football message board (slowhand) who was one the first recipients of such action on that board, soon to be followed my many other customers of that board who began to use the term "slowhanded" to describe the action
Because the site administrator didn't like fans who could actually make a cogent argument, he was slowhanded.
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"I want a man with a slowhand
I want a lover with an easy touch
I want somebody who will spend some time
Not come and go in a heated rush
I want somebody who will understand
When it comes to love, I want a slowhand"
-The Pointer Sisters
I want a lover with an easy touch
I want somebody who will spend some time
Not come and go in a heated rush
I want somebody who will understand
When it comes to love, I want a slowhand"
-The Pointer Sisters
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Get the Slowhand mug.When one performs a twisting motion while sucking on an erect penis until they hear a deep pop. They push the detached penis deep down their throat and swallow, completing the Bangladesh Blowhandle.
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Get the Bangladesh Blowhandle mug.When you grab your girl's back of the head and make her blow you slowly.Moving your hand slowly up and down .Defining the phrase "slowhand".
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