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slothenly 

A slow, dumb, lazy, unmotivated, uncaring, incompetent, unnecessary and replaceable human. Someone who's laziness of mind is manifested in both their physical form and the way they behave.
I had to step off the curb and walk on the street to get past the slothenly family strolling down the sidewalk. It took the slothenly employees 25 minutes to prepare my to go order at lunch. I tried to walk up the escalator, but the slothenly people prevented my progress
slothenly by ERIC STEINBACK November 16, 2007

slothenfuss

Being a lazy procastinator
I'm such a slothenfuss for moving the date of my wedding forward because I'm too lazy to plan it.
slothenfuss by retsaocflug February 22, 2013

Slothenius 

A human that tends to be rather smart, yet displays absolutely no motivation. Takes forever to do everyday activities, responds to text messages hours later. When coming up with a good idea has a minimum 6 week brewing process before it gets started.
The Slothenius was asked to fix a door. 10 minutes later it responds, "Yeah…. we'll figure it out." Two months later the door was fixed perfectly.
Slothenius by slothtammer December 8, 2010

slothensteined 

The unforeseen laziness that takes over after losing a game of billiards followed by eating 1 too many 7-11 cheeseburgers. Usually accompanied by large amounts of adult beverages, and in certain cases, a game of boggle.
Mateo: "Wow Liz, he really looks slothensteined right now, can he make it home?"
Damon: "Im ok, might just take me a little bit to get there..."
slothensteined by lbdub November 13, 2021

slothernly 

adj. To be slither like.
"That snake is very slothernly."
slothernly by dr. gutierrez May 21, 2007

slothernly 

an adjective used to describe someone slithery or snake like.
the following are slothernly: snakes, slugs, noodles, tounges, and worms.
slothernly by Juanito Rojas May 21, 2007
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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