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Slothenius

A human that tends to be rather smart, yet displays absolutely no motivation. Takes forever to do everyday activities, responds to text messages hours later. When coming up with a good idea has a minimum 6 week brewing process before it gets started.

The Slothenius was asked to fix a door. 10 minutes later it responds, "Yeah…. we'll figure it out." Two months later the door was fixed perfectly.

by slothtammer December 8, 2010

Slothecision

An adjetive used to describe an individual who is incapable of making simple every day choices. Responds to simple questions with "I guess we'll figure it out", "Whats the rush". Often finds themselves sleeping.

Person A: "Hey what do you want to drink, we have a large water or a medium water?"
Slothecision : ….. "Ummmm ….. water? We'll figure it out, I guess."
Person A : "What to figure out are you a little thirsty or are you really thirsty!"

by slothtammer December 8, 2010