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slothenly 

A slow, dumb, lazy, unmotivated, uncaring, incompetent, unnecessary and replaceable human. Someone who's laziness of mind is manifested in both their physical form and the way they behave.
I had to step off the curb and walk on the street to get past the slothenly family strolling down the sidewalk. It took the slothenly employees 25 minutes to prepare my to go order at lunch. I tried to walk up the escalator, but the slothenly people prevented my progress
slothenly by ERIC STEINBACK November 16, 2007
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adjective describing one who is a mess; see slob
slovenly by big pun March 11, 2003

Smotherly Love 

Overfunctioning maternal instincts. To smother with love.
You want someone you care about to be happy? They won't be able to live, learn, and breath with too much smotherly love. Do them a favor: back off and let them be miserable once in a while.

slothenfuss

Being a lazy procastinator
I'm such a slothenfuss for moving the date of my wedding forward because I'm too lazy to plan it.
slothenfuss by retsaocflug February 22, 2013
When you get so high you start making up new words while slurring the ones you're speaking. Then forget what the definition of the word you made up was.
Yo man I got so fucking slothly off the one shotgun hit!
Slothly by Mcrock October 6, 2018

Slothenius 

A human that tends to be rather smart, yet displays absolutely no motivation. Takes forever to do everyday activities, responds to text messages hours later. When coming up with a good idea has a minimum 6 week brewing process before it gets started.
The Slothenius was asked to fix a door. 10 minutes later it responds, "Yeah…. we'll figure it out." Two months later the door was fixed perfectly.
Slothenius by slothtammer December 8, 2010

slothensteined 

The unforeseen laziness that takes over after losing a game of billiards followed by eating 1 too many 7-11 cheeseburgers. Usually accompanied by large amounts of adult beverages, and in certain cases, a game of boggle.
Mateo: "Wow Liz, he really looks slothensteined right now, can he make it home?"
Damon: "Im ok, might just take me a little bit to get there..."
slothensteined by lbdub November 13, 2021