Slothenius 

A human that tends to be rather smart, yet displays absolutely no motivation. Takes forever to do everyday activities, responds to text messages hours later. When coming up with a good idea has a minimum 6 week brewing process before it gets started.

The Slothenius was asked to fix a door. 10 minutes later it responds, "Yeah…. we'll figure it out." Two months later the door was fixed perfectly.

Slothenius by slothtammer December 8, 2010

Slothenius 

Someone who can be very smart when they want to be. But are generally very lazy people.

My friend can act like a slothenius when it comes to math.

Slothenius by Chothasaurus February 11, 2021

slothenfuss

Being a lazy procastinator

I'm such a slothenfuss for moving the date of my wedding forward because I'm too lazy to plan it.

slothenfuss by retsaocflug February 22, 2013

Slothecision

An adjetive used to describe an individual who is incapable of making simple every day choices. Responds to simple questions with "I guess we'll figure it out", "Whats the rush". Often finds themselves sleeping.

Person A: "Hey what do you want to drink, we have a large water or a medium water?"
Slothecision : ….. "Ummmm ….. water? We'll figure it out, I guess."
Person A : "What to figure out are you a little thirsty or are you really thirsty!"

Slothecision by slothtammer December 8, 2010

Slothenosis 

A person who is fat, lazy, and is always sleeping, but claims to be active.

The woman down the street has slothenosis since she never leaves her bed.

Slothenosis by Kayso December 22, 2013