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The inevitable morning-time struggle between the urge to sleep and the yearning to screw.
It's 7 a.m., but that candy-ass is beckoning... I'm so slorny!
Slorny by Dimitri Mantooth December 20, 2008
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Slorky Slork Slorny slonky snorky slooky sporkyou Slorgy slonkyhonky Slocky
Sleepy and Horny at the same time
Babe its late and Im slorny.
Slorny by vladpicachu January 25, 2015
Al Capone wanted to be called SNORKY, rather then Scarface, to emphasize his image as a succesful business man.
snorky by griffinity August 12, 2011
a verb describing the way a bite of tofu travels through the mouth--a sliding motion created by saliva, gravity, and low viscosity.
"Oh man, that big bite of tofu just slorked through my mouth."
slork by slorkerml123 December 19, 2008

slorking 

Pretending or appearing to work, but actually slacking and doing whatever one feels like doing.
Having a particularly horrible hangover from drinking the night before, Peter decided that slorking was the only way to survive the work day.
slorking by Kuuler September 26, 2004
Slonky is a term for heckin skinny bois. Opposite of chonks.
Your good boi needs a heckin feed, he's all slonky!
Slonky by kualla September 10, 2019