Slorky

For guys: being horny to hike
For girls: being a trail 9 or above

“I am so slorky to climb mount ida tomorrow”
“That lesbian we saw at the top of the mountain was slorky”

by Slorkyman October 12, 2025

Slorny

The inevitable morning-time struggle between the urge to sleep and the yearning to screw.

It's 7 a.m., but that candy-ass is beckoning... I'm so slorny!

by Dimitri Mantooth December 20, 2008

Slorny

Sleepy and Horny at the same time

Babe its late and Im slorny.

by vladpicachu January 25, 2015

snorky

ritzy, sharp, fashionable, elegant

Al Capone wanted to be called SNORKY, rather then Scarface, to emphasize his image as a succesful business man.

by griffinity August 12, 2011

slork

a verb describing the way a bite of tofu travels through the mouth--a sliding motion created by saliva, gravity, and low viscosity.

"Oh man, that big bite of tofu just slorked through my mouth."

by slorkerml123 December 19, 2008

slorking

Pretending or appearing to work, but actually slacking and doing whatever one feels like doing.

Having a particularly horrible hangover from drinking the night before, Peter decided that slorking was the only way to survive the work day.

by Kuuler September 26, 2004

Slonky

Slonky is a term for heckin skinny bois. Opposite of chonks.

Your good boi needs a heckin feed, he's all slonky!

by kualla September 10, 2019