Typically happens to skiers/snowboarders as winter approaches or when the weather forecast calls for a big storm. It’s a known symptom of the “Powder Flu” and if played smart, can easily excuse at least 1 day of work.
“Hey, did see they’re forecasting 8” of snow tomorrow?!”
“Yeah, I can’t wait. I’m so snorky right now!”
“I’m so ready for winter, I’ve been snorky since August.”
Someone who is being snorkeling is a person being silly in a cute kind of way. People usually want to hang out with a snorky person if they want someone to cheer them up since snorky people are positive, sweet and funny all at once.
"I'm sad so I should call Jenna. She usually cheer me up. She's the most snorky person I know after all"
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."