Sispulation 

Placing a Q-tip in to your dickhole so it wont be so narrow.

Samantha : Hey Mike you lasted really long last night!
Mike : Yeah I just did a sispulation last friday.

Sispulation by PargeLenis July 25, 2018

Non-Mechanical Reproduction Simulation 

Sex in half-life 2. A Combine unit that has 100 sterilized credits gets a sex.

Overwatch: Reminder, 100 Sterilized credits qualifies for Non-Mechanical Reproduction Simulation.

Non-Mechanical Reproduction Simulation by CP-1788 April 28, 2021

Simpuation 

when the outcome of the situation was caused by being a simp.

Aj: “Whats the Simpuation?”
Jonathan: “The girl I was flirting with declined my follow request...”
Aj: “Damn bro that’s tough asf.”

Simpuation by Xjdr1 November 20, 2019

sisolation

A shortened and much more efficient method of saying self isolation.

I' ve got a bit of a cough, so I put myself into sisolation

sisolation by Jones the Steam April 5, 2020

Fecal-Particulate-Olfactory-Simulation 

Fecal Particulate Olfactory Simulation, or FPOS, is the process through which one is able to experience a fart.

I was on an escalator and was downwind of someone letting one rip.. it was the worst FPOS ever... I couldn't escape it.

Fecal-Particulate-Olfactory-Simulation by Yokes April 7, 2005

Situlationship 

In the beginning, a one-night stand is just that. A hook-up. But what happens when that "one-night stand" becomes a regular event? Can still fit definition of hook-up at this point. Slowly, emotions get tangled up. You now have a situation. Particularly if the other person you are in the situation with is living with his sort-of/common-law/fake wife and has two children from previous relationships. Situations get messy, especially when you fall in love with this individual. You're spending more and more time together, it's been a few months, and there are real emotions at stake. Your situation is no longer a situation and not quite a relationship. It's a situlationship. Hopefully, to eventually progress to a relationship.

Yeah, it's all kinds of wonky, but it's our situlationship and nobody else's.

Situlationship by nascar9girl December 30, 2008

simulation high 

when someone has reached an extremely level of high that causes them to feel like everything around them is a simulation

Hey man, want something to eat?

-ha ha ha i feel like my head is gonna fall off

......
-......
morse code.

ahhh, good old simulation high

- hey man wanna go get some food

simulation high by reese davies July 9, 2018