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Sloppery Dick Job

noun
To be on the receiving end of the act of fellatio, while at the same time shampooing their hair.
"Hey Steven, did you give Jeff a sloppery dick job?"
"Yeah, why?"
"...there's still some shampoo in your hair."

Sloppery_69 

A very intense, slippery and sometimes slimy 69
'Wow, that was a very Sloppery_69
Sloppery_69 by Odd1Out April 11, 2017

sloppery slope

The term to describe a situation when someone is on a trajectory to become too deep in slop; including, but not limited to, the excessive use of ChatGPT, over-engagement with AI-generated memes and short-form videos, ultra-processed foods; brain rot.
"dude, I've replaced my therapist with ChatGPT! It's awesome"
"careful man, that's a sloppery slope"

slippery 

(adj) Used to describe a person who seems to have some type of sixth sense when it comes to not getting caught up in some illegal and/or immoral deeds. Very difficult, hard, and/or burdensome to catch, if at all; very slick, clever, and/or cunning.
Jerry was the most slippery son of a bitch in the neighborhood. When the police raided the pool hall last Friday everyone in that mother fucker was arrested and went to jail. Everyone that is except Jerry's slippery ass, mother fucker's charmed I tell you.
slippery by Nikki Stixx March 1, 2020

Slippery Pants

Originated in TheRunawayGuys Mario Party 5 - Pirate Dream Part 2

It is like a slippery slope, but with pants, referring to a person with a high likelihood of saying something that sounds unintentionally sexual.
Did you actually just say you want to 'do Daisy on hard?' God you have slippery pants.
Slippery Pants by tordenofitami November 14, 2017

Slippery V 

A womens vagina completely soaked, a squirting female orgasm, a "party girl" who could be here and gone in the blink of the eye, a cum filled vagina/creampie
1: Dude when I was eating her out it was defiantly considered dining at the Slippery V 2: Man I couldn't believe how hard she came and then she pulled a Slippery V and completely soaked the sheets! 3: Friend #1 "hey man wheres that smoken hot horn dog girl you've been talkin to?" Friend #2 "shit bro she pulled a Slippery V on me out of nowhere". #3 bro now that I'm fixed I'm able to give my girl a Slippery V every time I get off, for christ sake it leaks out of her the next day!
Slippery V by Dr.JK October 17, 2013