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Right after a blowjob, when your penis is covered in cum/saliva and you slap the girl around the face with it.
There's nothing more satisying than giving your bitch a slop-job.
Slopjob by DeeVee April 1, 2003
Words you can keep
the act of face fucking a bitch until a mixture of saliva, puke, and cumbubbles comes out of her nose
She thought she was gonna give me a blowjob, but it ended up being a violent slopjob.
slopjob by Anti-itch June 12, 2011
straight up slappin weener instead of a normal handjob. no cum. no smile.
-Have you seen mac lately?
-No dude, ever since kim gave him that fierce slapjob hes turned into a bag of shit.
slapjob by Zelda da asshole crusher January 10, 2010

Slop Job 

When a girl is over salivating while she sucks a guy off and then it gets really sloppy really fast, talk about a shitty clean up.
Guy #1: "MAN! Last night I got the sloppiest free slop job!"

Guy #2: "Well what do you expect? It's a FREE slop job!"
Slop Job by MOstner7 January 21, 2015
a slowly performed blowjob
damn, rebecca gave me a slowjob the other night. i couldn't hold back my load after only a minute, and it still gives me chills thinking of it.
slowjob by ruff ryder February 25, 2008
A more accurate description of a 'blowjob' or the act of sucking a wang.
Give me a slobjob, woman.
slobjob by Shiphen December 30, 2007
(n.) 1. An image that has been photoshopped.
2. The effort at photoshopping.
That's the worst shopjob I've ever seen.
shopjob by hpaulg March 27, 2010
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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