slapjob 

straight up slappin weener instead of a normal handjob. no cum. no smile.

-Have you seen mac lately?
-No dude, ever since kim gave him that fierce slapjob hes turned into a bag of shit.

slapjob by Zelda da asshole crusher January 10, 2010

slapjob 

A quick and dirty edit to a project, usually via Photoshop.

I really wanted to dedicate the time to make a quality meme, but my mom came upstairs, so you'll have to settle for this slapjob.

slapjob by kgils March 6, 2019

slapjob 

To rapidly slap ones cock with brisk quick hand motions, banging the genitalia against the inner thighs till the penis ejaculates. The slapping continues till the penis is a raw bloody phallus.

Brian recieved a jolly good slapjob from Larissa till his bloody cock had cum more then enough to fill a goats ass.

slapjob by Mr. Mayonasse August 21, 2007

Cincinnati Slapjob 

When you’re being ridden cowgirl and reach around to slap their ass, only you miss and slap your nuts so hard you start to cry.

Why do my nuts hurt? Last night my girl was riding me so good that I reached around to slap her ass, but I missed and slap myself right in the balls so hard I started to cry. Gave myself a Cincinnati slapjob.

Cincinnati Slapjob by CinciSlapper July 1, 2025

Amazonian Slamjob 

1. When a girl violently beats your dick until you cry

2. A violent handjob

"Yo bro I got an amazonian slamjob last night."
"Damn bruh that sucks."

Amazonian Slamjob by imapython October 24, 2015

Slapjoy and Monkfish

Film trilogy featuring Slapjoy and Monkfish, two badass gangsters played by Andy and Joycey who won't stop at nothing to get what they want. The films are noted for their pioneering use of completely stupid and in many ways unrelated scenes. Also features Blythey, Jonty, Stubbsy and Davy who is awful. Also noted actor Alex, who is really great and deserves a big role, like the president or somthing.

Slapjoy and Monkfish is underrated.

Slapjoy and Monkfish by Cock Upton August 6, 2004

Slopjob 

Right after a blowjob, when your penis is covered in cum/saliva and you slap the girl around the face with it.

There's nothing more satisying than giving your bitch a slop-job.

Slopjob by DeeVee April 1, 2003