-Have you seen mac lately?
-No dude, ever since kim gave him that fierce slapjob hes turned into a bag of shit.
-No dude, ever since kim gave him that fierce slapjob hes turned into a bag of shit.
by Zelda da asshole crusher January 10, 2010
Get the slapjobmug. I really wanted to dedicate the time to make a quality meme, but my mom came upstairs, so you'll have to settle for this slapjob.
by kgils March 6, 2019
Get the slapjobmug. To rapidly slap ones cock with brisk quick hand motions, banging the genitalia against the inner thighs till the penis ejaculates. The slapping continues till the penis is a raw bloody phallus.
Brian recieved a jolly good slapjob from Larissa till his bloody cock had cum more then enough to fill a goats ass.
by Mr. Mayonasse August 21, 2007
Get the slapjobmug. When you’re being ridden cowgirl and reach around to slap their ass, only you miss and slap your nuts so hard you start to cry.
Why do my nuts hurt? Last night my girl was riding me so good that I reached around to slap her ass, but I missed and slap myself right in the balls so hard I started to cry. Gave myself a Cincinnati slapjob.
by CinciSlapper July 1, 2025
Get the Cincinnati Slapjobmug.