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straight up slappin weener instead of a normal handjob. no cum. no smile.
-Have you seen mac lately?
-No dude, ever since kim gave him that fierce slapjob hes turned into a bag of shit.
slapjob by Zelda da asshole crusher January 10, 2010
Words you can keep
A quick and dirty edit to a project, usually via Photoshop.
I really wanted to dedicate the time to make a quality meme, but my mom came upstairs, so you'll have to settle for this slapjob.
slapjob by kgils March 6, 2019
To rapidly slap ones cock with brisk quick hand motions, banging the genitalia against the inner thighs till the penis ejaculates. The slapping continues till the penis is a raw bloody phallus.
Brian recieved a jolly good slapjob from Larissa till his bloody cock had cum more then enough to fill a goats ass.
slapjob by Mr. Mayonasse August 21, 2007

Cincinnati Slapjob 

When you’re being ridden cowgirl and reach around to slap their ass, only you miss and slap your nuts so hard you start to cry.
Why do my nuts hurt? Last night my girl was riding me so good that I reached around to slap her ass, but I missed and slap myself right in the balls so hard I started to cry. Gave myself a Cincinnati slapjob.

Amazonian Slamjob 

1. When a girl violently beats your dick until you cry

2. A violent handjob
"Yo bro I got an amazonian slamjob last night."
"Damn bruh that sucks."
Amazonian Slamjob by imapython October 24, 2015

Slapjoy and Monkfish

Film trilogy featuring Slapjoy and Monkfish, two badass gangsters played by Andy and Joycey who won't stop at nothing to get what they want. The films are noted for their pioneering use of completely stupid and in many ways unrelated scenes. Also features Blythey, Jonty, Stubbsy and Davy who is awful. Also noted actor Alex, who is really great and deserves a big role, like the president or somthing.
Slapjoy and Monkfish is underrated.
Right after a blowjob, when your penis is covered in cum/saliva and you slap the girl around the face with it.
There's nothing more satisying than giving your bitch a slop-job.
Slopjob by DeeVee April 1, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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