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Sloppobottomus

A slutty gay male that has been fucked so much his arse is now sloppy
That power bottom whore is such a Sloppobottomus
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Slopabottomus 

The ultimate bottom. Loose hole that has been filled by large cock often.

As seen in william belli's "This boy is a bottom"
"Ass up and pull your pants down"
Wears a jock strap on the first date
Gay Male Friend 1: Hey, you know that guy i hooked up with from grindr last night?
Gay Male Friend 2: Yea, you said he listed as verse right?
Gay Male Friend 1: yea, but that guy was a total slopabottomus.
Gay Male Friend 2: I bet his farts sound like someone blowing air through a donut
Slopabottomus by duckslikerain April 16, 2013

Sloppopotomus 

A Sloppopotomus is a drunk, fat girl that tries to get with you at the bar. Sloppopotomus is derived from the latin: sloppimus maximus opottomus, meaning fat sloppy pig.

Most likely she will give you a rimjob without asking, dont worry about being clean down there, that soppy bitch wont care anyway.
Yo, i was at the club and this sloppopotomus waddled up and was all up on me. She was hammered and tried to jersey turnpike on my dizzle. She bent over and i swear i could smell her stank puss!
Sloppopotomus by boomstick12345 March 7, 2011

Sloppobotamus

A gay man who bottoms and gets his ass sloppy with lube
Are you a sloppobotamus?
Sloppobotamus by Handyandyoz May 23, 2017

Sloppobotamus

A word used to describe a female (can be used to describe males but it’s mostly reserved for females) who has a sloppy presentation or sloppy tendencies.

A sloppobotamus is messy, can’t dress, doesn’t look put together, lives messy, and generally just all over the place.

For example-
A female who sleeps around and has no issue with jumping from man to man is a Sloppobotamus.

A female who doesn’t know how to dress for her body and/or occasion that she’s attending, like wearing shorts or skirt that DON’T FIT either length wise or around the waist causing extreme and unwanted muffin top and a top with no bra causing her sagging boobs to just go everywhere, messy hair or unbrushed/non-styled wig/weave, or just looking like a tasteless hot mess, is a Sloppobotamus

A female who when drunk can’t hold her liquor, poorly attempts to dance, can’t keep her clothes on, tries to make out with everyone, and always falls down.

A female who constantly wears heels but can’t walk in them and ends up looking like a Clydesdale horse.

OR
A female who can NEVER seem to have her shit together, always running late looking frazzled for no reason, has a messy home but never makes an effort to clean or pickup, just constantly gives off messy anxiety ridden energy is a Sloppobotamus.
(Group of friends at a club or party sizing up other girls in the room)

Tina: Oh that girl over there talkin to Jay is really cute, I’m likin her shoes too!
Julissa: Definitely! Omg did you just see Lisa walk in?! Her dress don’t even fit and you can see where she colored over the scuffs on her heels!!
Tina: Who told her she looked good in that? And she still got the same wig on from the bar last night, looks like she slept in it. She just walked in her a whole Sloppobotamus.

(Seeing a female you know at the mall with her fourth guy this week)

“Damn, what a Sloppobotamus. She got no shame”
Sloppobotamus by enjayeff June 2, 2019
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