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slowjob
damn, rebecca gave me a slowjob the other night. i couldn't hold back my load after only a minute, and it still gives me chills thinking of it.
slowjob by ruff ryder February 25, 2008
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slobjobability • slob job • slowjob • Slopjob • Sobjob • Slobgobblin • slubjob • bloppy slowjob • B-B-Q and slob job • Slob Goblin
slobjobability
Sean was out trying to score but because of his low slobjobability he had to go home and jerk off instead.
Some girls don't even like to blow dudes but if they run across someone with a great level of slobjobability they really cant help but slam that shaft down their throats.
When Bob tried to get a slobjob he was robbed by another guy and because of that his slobjobability was replaced with robsbobknobslobjobability
Some girls don't even like to blow dudes but if they run across someone with a great level of slobjobability they really cant help but slam that shaft down their throats.
When Bob tried to get a slobjob he was robbed by another guy and because of that his slobjobability was replaced with robsbobknobslobjobability
slobjobability by timecop23 May 8, 2018
slobgoblin
Definiton 1:a swampdonkey that is also a complete bitch. her pure evilness combined with her slob-like appearance differentiates her from traditional swampdonkey status.
Definition 2: A swampdonkey that has an unusual propensity for administering ball draining blowjobs. Slobgoblins never let any of the seed hit the ground. At all times, they will completely scoop the whole load.
Definition 2: A swampdonkey that has an unusual propensity for administering ball draining blowjobs. Slobgoblins never let any of the seed hit the ground. At all times, they will completely scoop the whole load.
Definition 1: That slobgoblin that Chester hooked up with last night was so snooty.
Definition 2: Last night i tickled that slobgoblin's throat not once, but thrice.
Definition 2: Last night i tickled that slobgoblin's throat not once, but thrice.
slobgoblin by Shakes Salerno January 17, 2007
slubjob
receiving a nasty, egregious, gingival infected act of oral sex involving critically acclaimed Vapor-Trap and Hyperpop artist slubgod, also known for fighting fellow rapper zellyocho for a pluggnb beat on a hot saturday morning.
Luis: i could go for a nasty unkempt slubjob right about now
Sammie: you said it tuts! i need that slubbytoppy in two shakes of a lambs tail
Sammie: you said it tuts! i need that slubbytoppy in two shakes of a lambs tail
slubjob by gassedthot October 5, 2021
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Striver
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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