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Slopdonkey 

A term used to describe an excessively drunk, sloppy, and stupid individual who is behaving in such a way that they resemble one who is mentally handicapped in both actions and facial expressions. (v.) To behave as a slutty drunk idiot.
Holyfuckinshitballs Dill is such a slopdonkey. I wish he would stop making that face and stumbling around like he's wearing cheap hooker heels.

She was a dumpah, but she was slopdonkeying all night and she fell in the pool.
Slopdonkey by ElSanDorse October 16, 2011
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slop jockey 

The person (dirty nail, snot hanging out of nose) who serves in a slop shop or fast food franchise
Look at that dirty bastard, what a slop jockey
slop jockey by paul February 26, 2005

Slop Jockey 

When a chick rides the cum out of a guy's dick
Also vulgar term for a slut.
"Damn Daniel, that girl is a real slop jockey for daddy's cummies"

Slop jockey 

A poor painter. Messy painter not good at painting at all.
Man bill really did a horrible job what a slop jockey.
Slop jockey by Squeak nj88 December 11, 2018

Slop Jockey

Someone who posts a large amount of AI generated content or AI slop. Low effort content.
When seeing a bot account on Twitter/X.

"Another Slop Jockey trying to farm engagement. Boring."
Slop Jockey by shλrk May 2, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
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