Slipcock 

The OTHER correct way to pronounce Slipknot as well as Shitknot

Slipcock fan: Slipknot rules!!!!
Real Metal fan: Uhh....no. Listen to real metal like Slayer or something.
Slipcock fan: FUCK YOU!!! YOU SUCK!!!!! MAGGOTS RULE!!
Real Metal fan: Of course, faggots rule. Seriously listen to some real metal.
(Slipknot fan listens to Vital Remains)
Slipcock fan: Crap, I've been wasting my ears! Thanks!!

Slipcock by Slipknot Sucks Shit April 24, 2008

Slapcockin 

To go at your mangina in an air bass-guitar fashion.

If you want to live life and keep on rockin' then don't ever let your mama catch you slapcockin

Slapcockin by Fatman1972 June 22, 2010

Slopcock 

noun: a penis that has recently been blown or involved in penetration.

"Man, that girl was on the rag and didn't tell me. Talk about a slopcock."

Slopcock by Monsieur Cairo October 29, 2014

snipcock 

A Jewish man. Jews are circumcised, hence "snipcock". Used by Blacks mainly.hymie

The landlord is a snipcock.

snipcock by David Klein November 18, 2003

slapcock 

A person unable to grasp basic social graces.

My God, that kid is such a slapcock. Someone needs to cockslap him.

slapcock by CoolNameHere July 11, 2004

slapcock 

a person who needs their cock to be slapped usually for being overly enthusiastic or cocky.

amanda: man, he is such a slapcock.
kim: yeah! after last time i saw him my hand was red from all of the slapping.

slapcock by keem4 September 3, 2006

slapcock 

1980s. Derogatory term for an adolescent male deficient in genital hair. Commonly used in school showers and changing areas. Often accompanied by violent application of a rolled up towel to the afflicted area.

"Slapcock!"

<Crack!>

"Aaaah!"

slapcock by angus123 January 2, 2009