slooge

dressing like you don't give a fuck (ex: sweats, socks and sandals, ugly sweatshirt) applies for guys and girls

I can't believe he is wearing that slooge clothes when he usually wears classy clothes

by one and not only bro June 13, 2013

slooge

1. to ejaculate, come, cum

1. She was so hot I thought I was going to splooge on the spot.

by Allen February 9, 2004

Slooge

A bodily fluid of unknown origins.

Dude, that guy that got hit by a car left a spot of slooge on the pavement... its all green... trust me, you dont wanna get it on you.

by Talian E. October 16, 2008

Slooge Flurries

When splooge (semen) is cought on someones tounge as if they were snow flakes.

In my childhood, I can remeber cold winters. We were all outside trying to catch splooge flurries on our tounges.

by Mr Evil Betty March 27, 2004

Cum Slooge

someone who's too much of a pussy to do something, in the sense that a cum slooge never made it into the vagina

Dude, don't be a cum slooge, finish that beer

by The Broski's August 13, 2008

slimy slooge

A slimy slooge is the phrase used to describe when a horny man, captures an eel from the ocean, puts it in a bucket, carries the bucket to a random hot ladies house, then breaks into the bedroom, waits for the woman to go in the room and start taking off her clothes, then taking the eel out of the bucket, taping it to your dick and running around the room screaming, “GIVE ME HEAD YOU SILLY MONKEY” as the eel is thrashing around.

The man woke up and chose to give a slimy slooge to the girl he saw at the pool yesterday.

by Alex Franses May 20, 2024

spoogebag

A female, girlfriend, or anybody who takes semen squirted into their body

That's my new spoogebag over there

by Dr spooge May 30, 2018