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1. She was so hot I thought I was going to splooge on the spot.
slooge by Allen February 9, 2004
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A bodily fluid of unknown origins.
Dude, that guy that got hit by a car left a spot of slooge on the pavement... its all green... trust me, you dont wanna get it on you.
Slooge by Talian E. October 16, 2008

Slooge Flurries 

When splooge (semen) is cought on someones tounge as if they were snow flakes.
In my childhood, I can remeber cold winters. We were all outside trying to catch splooge flurries on our tounges.
Slooge Flurries by Mr Evil Betty March 27, 2004

Cum Slooge

someone who's too much of a pussy to do something, in the sense that a cum slooge never made it into the vagina
Dude, don't be a cum slooge, finish that beer
Cum Slooge by The Broski's August 13, 2008

slimy slooge

A slimy slooge is the phrase used to describe when a horny man, captures an eel from the ocean, puts it in a bucket, carries the bucket to a random hot ladies house, then breaks into the bedroom, waits for the woman to go in the room and start taking off her clothes, then taking the eel out of the bucket, taping it to your dick and running around the room screaming, “GIVE ME HEAD YOU SILLY MONKEY” as the eel is thrashing around.
The man woke up and chose to give a slimy slooge to the girl he saw at the pool yesterday.
slimy slooge by Alex Franses May 20, 2024

spoogebag 

A female, girlfriend, or anybody who takes semen squirted into their body
That's my new spoogebag over there
spoogebag by Dr spooge May 30, 2018
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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