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Somalian Breakfast 

When you don't eat anything in the morning, either due to lack of time, lack of food or because you don't feel like.

If you're not actually awake in the morning, it doesn't count.
I overslept and was running late for work, so I had to go for a Somalian breakfast.
Somalian Breakfast by Snerual February 13, 2013

Somali Bluetooth 

When a Somali or other Muslim woman tucks her cellphone inside her hijab so she can talk hands-free. It's like having a bluetooth headset but more stylish.
I was biking today and a woman talking on her Somali Bluetooth almost crushed me with her minivan.
Somali Bluetooth by glork98 November 7, 2012

Somalian River Rat

An endangered species of Ninja Rats, which have evolved over the course of 3 million years to surf on tsunamis and/or any other moving body (including but not limited to: Pokemon, Clairvoyant Gymnasts, Professional Riot Bacon Hunters, and Children to name a few) which frequently plague the small country. They have been hunted nearly to extinction for their really crappy singing and for rebelling against the Kool-Aid Man's Dictatorship over the country and for leading organized raids against nearby Villages, claiming over $4.3 Million in stolen 15th Anniversary Limited Edition Collectible Cthulhu Action Figures and Gummy Bears leaving 45 wounded.
We must bring justice to the people, avenge our fallen comrades, and exterminate the Somalian River Rats.

Somaliapolis 

1) Slang term for Minneapolis, MN due to the high number of Somali immigrants.

2) Describes the many cultural activities, restaurants, and the Somali mall in South Minneapolis.

3) The nickname for the Cedar-Riverside area of Minneapolis.
You even buy Halal meat in Somaliapolis.
Somaliapolis by revrock March 10, 2011

Somalisota 

Stare of Minnesota makes up one of the largest Somali diasporas in the US
A: I’m moving to Somalisota because we don’t have Islamic studies schools.
Somalisota by Abdi Mahad August 10, 2018
The people from Somalia are called Somalis not Somalians or other words and and the person from somalia is Somali.
Country:Somalia
Nationality: Somali
Language:Somali.
Country:Somalia
Nationality:Somali
Language:Somali
Somali by Somali. May 1, 2019
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