sloka

A badass feminist who won't take shit from anybody. 10/10 will fight you if she needs to.

"Bro, don't mess with her. She's a Sloka."

by plsleave February 12, 2017

Sloka

every time i want to end my life, i just think of her. “sloka”, a wispy voice calls out to me. i remember her. i hear her voice. i see her. i feel her. she has to be chased. she’s the hero the world deserves... but not the one it needs right now… SO I’LL HUNT HER… because she can take it. she’s not a hero, but rather a silent guardian… a watchful protector… a dark knight. 🛡

little boy: SLOKA!!!!!! SLOKAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!! why’s she running dad?
dad: we have to chase her
little boy: but she didn’t do anything wrong :(
dad: sloka is our guardian; our dark knight

by L1TTL3B0Y March 22, 2022

Sloka

Sloka loves Fortnite. She loves to crank 90's and box people like a fish. She also loves to be very studious. She wears giant headphones and has decent eyes. She's my best friend. :D

Oh my god, did you see Sloka today? She looked so rancid. Thats not very Sloka of her.

by Sloka April 7, 2022

sloganeer

Someone who can't talk straight.
They just spout slogans.

I am so sick of the Australian Prime Minister
He can't even answer a simple question without laying the shit on thick.
That dickhead is such a sloganeer.

by 29gts11 January 24, 2020

Sloath

You loath them. They want you. But who ends up dead? You.

You know the rape sloth meme? Well that is what a sloath is, only 69 times scarier. They kill you in your sleep. They kill you in your sleep. They have a thirst for blood. They can also travel at speeds of 69 mph. There is no running- they are faster. There is no hiding- they will find you. Just pray that they will be merciful and end your life quickly.

Jenna woke up when she heard a thud. She rubbed her eyes and looked at her door, now wide open. She saw a shape slowly approaching her, its murderous red eyes gleaming in the darkness. She saw the sloath slinking towards her and just had time to scream...... before everything went dark.

No one has ever heard from Jenna again.

by sex-&-slytherin February 11, 2014

slojan

Drinking a beverage out of a condom

Jartholomew: What's a slojan
Jameson: Slojan deez nuts
Lagone: “MY FUCKING MIC CSNT HESR SHIT FUCK YOU PIECE OF SHIT WASTE OF SPERM BITCH”

by leetus May 23, 2021

Sloach

The feeling when one has stepped off the coach with an absolute rod on

I stepped off the coach and possessed the sloach

by Sloach master August 6, 2020