Slocko 

Idiot or rude person

Don't be a slocko Jim

Slocko by MayoQueen February 23, 2020

Stocko 

Refers to a woman or women who are available for having fun and entertainment.

Last night the club was lit, there was stocko all over the place.

Stocko by Mshini October 15, 2020

Stocko 

In South African slang, it refers to a woman or women who are identified as being available for the pleasure and entertainment of men.

We had lots of fun last night, the club was full of stocko.

Stocko by Mshini October 15, 2020

Slackoisie 

Prounounced "Slack-wah-zee". This term was coined by J. Daniel Hull, Esq., author of the "What About Clients?" blawg, and popularized by Scott H. Greenfield, Esq., author of the "Simple Justice" blawg. It refers to:
(1) a class of narcissistic young professionals, particularly attorneys (usually Gen Y/millenials), who believe that having a job is an entitlement, rather than a privilege. They often complain about the work they have (if working), opine the lack of "real lawyer" jobs available in the market, and are critical of the long hours and inadequate pay found at most small firms. They believe they are entitled to work/life balance, that their opinions on any subject are inherently important and that whatever benefits they enjoy are inadequate. The Slackoisie are more interested in having a place to go in the morning and some spending money than committing themselves to their clients and the profession; or
(2) a slacker with an exaggerated sense of self-importance and entitlement.

Examples:
(1) Attorney 1, "OMG, like I got a job at (insert name of any law firm) and they expect me to work like a hundred hours a week. I did not go to (insert name of law school) to work all the time."
Attorney 2, "Stop being such a slackoisie, and appreciate the opportunity you have! There are tons of people graduating law school who would love to have a job doing (insert type of law practiced at Attorney 1's law firm)."
(2) Anyone who claims to be a social media expert/guru;
(3) Anyone who posts on "JDJive" and "JD Underground"; or
(4) Anyone with a graduate degree who lives in their parents basement and is unemployed because they cannot find an employer who "appreciates their uniqueness" or demands that they actually produce quality work before being given a raise, the corner office and a convertible sports car.

Slackoisie by SI_Counsel February 28, 2010

Slock 

To kill a critter, especially with a primitive weapon such as a blowgun or archery equipment, but can also be used to describe critters hunted with a gun. The term was originally coined by the slockmaster himself, Tim Wells.

There was a possum under the back porch, and we proceeded to slock him with the blowgun.

Slock by slockinshack March 1, 2019

Captain Slock 

It's in reference to Caps Lock. Cap. Slock, or Captain Slock. Some say he's a pirate but that has yet to be proven.

DO YOU DOUBT ME AND THE POWER OF CAPTAIN SLOCK?!?

Captain Slock by Lawlieter December 11, 2009

sockophant 

A sockpuppet created for the purpose of fawning over the original poster's comment, in order to make the poster or their ideas seem more popular than they are.

That Intersocktion blog is so desperate for sheeple, it's infested by a bunch of ass-kisser, brown-noser mindless sockophants to make up the numbers.

sockophant by Pope Maledict DCLXVI & Kagato July 10, 2010