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Slocket
When your looking for a new purse/wallet to replace your first one, you should always look for a good amount of slockets to keep all your cards/credit cards in.
Two words put in one:
Slot and pocket.
More than 12 slockets is the best as you always have far too many cards/credit cards in your purse/wallet.
Two words put in one:
Slot and pocket.
More than 12 slockets is the best as you always have far too many cards/credit cards in your purse/wallet.
Me/You: "Mum/Mom, I need to buy a new purse, my other one is broken."
At the shopping centre/the mall:
Mum/Mom: "What colour are you looking for?"
Me/You: "I don't care about the colour right now, it's all about the number of slockets in side the purse/wallet."
Mum/Mom: "What's a slockets dear?"
Me/You: *sigh* "I've already told you, it's the place where you keep your cards/credit cards. I preferably would like more than 12 in the purse/wallet."
Mum/Mom: "Alright."
At the shopping centre/the mall:
Mum/Mom: "What colour are you looking for?"
Me/You: "I don't care about the colour right now, it's all about the number of slockets in side the purse/wallet."
Mum/Mom: "What's a slockets dear?"
Me/You: *sigh* "I've already told you, it's the place where you keep your cards/credit cards. I preferably would like more than 12 in the purse/wallet."
Mum/Mom: "Alright."
Slocket by rizzledupwords June 23, 2015
Related Words
Slocket • Socket • shockets • Socket Rocket • slucket • snocket • shocketh • Slocked • slocker • Slucket List
Pork Socket
1) The beat up vagina of an extremely slutty female.
2) A less than desirable receptacle for your hard shaft.
2) A less than desirable receptacle for your hard shaft.
1) Man, check her out... It would take a 12 pack before I'd stick my cock in her pork socket!!!
2) I wouldn't touch her pork socket with your dick!!!
2) I wouldn't touch her pork socket with your dick!!!
Pork Socket by afj21 August 23, 2010
pop a socket
The result of over-enthusiastic weight training or body-building. When you just had to do that extra rep at 250 pounds but should have known better, and pop your shoulder out of its socket as a result.
Jason: "No. I'm OK! I can do one more rep!"
Pete: "Jason, that's 36 stone you're pressing!
Jason: "I'm OK! I can do it. Hnnnnnggghhhhahhhhrrrgggg!"
Pete: "What ? What's the matter???!!!!??"
Jason: "Sheeee-it! My shoulders!"
Pete: "That's the way to pop a socket!"
Pete: "Jason, that's 36 stone you're pressing!
Jason: "I'm OK! I can do it. Hnnnnnggghhhhahhhhrrrgggg!"
Pete: "What ? What's the matter???!!!!??"
Jason: "Sheeee-it! My shoulders!"
Pete: "That's the way to pop a socket!"
pop a socket by Pedrosa von Beagle September 8, 2006
jewish glue socket
When a man falls asleep with his penis tucked in his asshole, While he is asleep he has a wet dream and ejaculates in his own asshole, over night it drys up and doesn't allow him to free his penis.
jewish glue socket by pole dinnner March 11, 2011
Eye snocket
The immediate aftermath of a snot rocket, the products of which are so thick and sticky that they string out as they only partially exit the nose arcing upward gracefully entering the eye, often causing temporary unwelcomed blindness.
I failed my sobriety test last nite! ...couldn't walk the line! The cop thought I was wasted, but I had an eye snocket and couldn't see what the hell I was doing. Note to self...
Eye snocket by YAWA June 2, 2015
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pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026
No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).