Slocket 

A slot and socket combined.

Go put the phone into the slocket.

Slocket by Xythin November 27, 2009

Slocket 

When your looking for a new purse/wallet to replace your first one, you should always look for a good amount of slockets to keep all your cards/credit cards in.
Two words put in one:
Slot and pocket.
More than 12 slockets is the best as you always have far too many cards/credit cards in your purse/wallet.

Me/You: "Mum/Mom, I need to buy a new purse, my other one is broken."

At the shopping centre/the mall:
Mum/Mom: "What colour are you looking for?"
Me/You: "I don't care about the colour right now, it's all about the number of slockets in side the purse/wallet."
Mum/Mom: "What's a slockets dear?"
Me/You: *sigh* "I've already told you, it's the place where you keep your cards/credit cards. I preferably would like more than 12 in the purse/wallet."
Mum/Mom: "Alright."

Slocket by rizzledupwords June 23, 2015

Pork Socket

1) The beat up vagina of an extremely slutty female.

2) A less than desirable receptacle for your hard shaft.

1) Man, check her out... It would take a 12 pack before I'd stick my cock in her pork socket!!!

2) I wouldn't touch her pork socket with your dick!!!

Pork Socket by afj21 August 23, 2010

pop a socket 

The result of over-enthusiastic weight training or body-building. When you just had to do that extra rep at 250 pounds but should have known better, and pop your shoulder out of its socket as a result.

Jason: "No. I'm OK! I can do one more rep!"
Pete: "Jason, that's 36 stone you're pressing!
Jason: "I'm OK! I can do it. Hnnnnnggghhhhahhhhrrrgggg!"
Pete: "What ? What's the matter???!!!!??"
Jason: "Sheeee-it! My shoulders!"
Pete: "That's the way to pop a socket!"

pop a socket by Pedrosa von Beagle September 8, 2006

jewish glue socket

When a man falls asleep with his penis tucked in his asshole, While he is asleep he has a wet dream and ejaculates in his own asshole, over night it drys up and doesn't allow him to free his penis.

Dude did you hear? Jake went to the hospital because of a Jewish Glue Socket!

jewish glue socket by pole dinnner March 11, 2011

Eye snocket 

The immediate aftermath of a snot rocket, the products of which are so thick and sticky that they string out as they only partially exit the nose arcing upward gracefully entering the eye, often causing temporary unwelcomed blindness.

I failed my sobriety test last nite! ...couldn't walk the line! The cop thought I was wasted, but I had an eye snocket and couldn't see what the hell I was doing. Note to self...

Eye snocket by YAWA June 2, 2015

Dildo Socket 

A vagina

Dude, did you know Melanie's dildo socket can fit a horse?" "No way!

Dildo Socket by Albert Chodeman May 20, 2011