Thomasville slicker is the
act of using oil to lubricate the asshole of your girl. Once the asshole is effectively oiled up you take her to the nearest Thomasville with baseball bat in
hand. Bend her over one of the beds in the Thomasville and proceed to
buttfuck the shit out of her with a baseball bat until security comes and asks you to leave.
Joe: "Hey
boss, how was your
weekend?"
Mitch: "It was alright, me and my girl
ran a few errands at the outlets. I ended up giving her a Thomasville Slicker though, which was pretty nice."
Joe: "Dope"