Slobbler

The highest form of insult, typically used against a most hated person with the hope that a person will not survive the following day.
A person who slobbles, particularly to their own demise.

Can also be used in conjunction with "dog", "bog", "nob", "hog slinging", "job hobbling", "ham slamming", and "bobsledding"

You dog Slobbler!
Could you be any more vague, you bobsledding Slobbler?
Bob's such a Slobbler.
Todd's a job hobbling Slobbler.
God, Rob is such a nob Slobbler.
Ruby was chased down the street by three ankle-pantsed, hog slinging Slobblers.

by Morbin' Greg June 26, 2025

Peach Slobbler

When a female uses peach rings as cock rings from tip to base and removes them with her mouth

I gifted my girl a bag of peach rings and In return she used some for a peach slobbler….. it was amazing.

by El John Jefe July 22, 2022

slobber chopper

A buck toothed bastard who has an offensive face, over populated by tombstone sized teeth and a goofy twat laugh. They are never short of having a ill informed bigoted opinion or a supply of irritating goofy laughs, often accompanied by spindles of repulsive saliva ....

God I hate that stupid slobber chopper bitch, I would like to smash her face in with a golf club. Again, I really should not have married her !

by flash gordon ramsey March 8, 2019

Hob Goblin Knob Slobberer

Someone who gives the gluck gluck 9000 without question. Someone well versed in the gush gwuak gag. They literally suck life out of you.

Typically your ex girlfriend who you’ll never experience this act from again.

Guy 1: Dude, i miss my ex so bad.

Guy 2: Thats only cause shes a Hob Goblin Knob Slobberer
Guy 1: True, i miss that gluck gluck 9000.

by Dusty Knuckles November 23, 2020

Slobbery Long John

Also known as "Slobbery Long Jawn".

After receiving a blow job from a girl on the top bunk of bunk beds, the act of jumping down to the ground in such a way that your slobbery, erect penis slaps the person occupying the bottom bunk in the face.

Now you are really gonna get it... I was only going to shroom slap you, but now I'm going to give you a slobbery long john!

by Rampaging Lumberjack September 29, 2009

Slobber Copter

When you get your dick sucked and right after it has been sucked by a female preferably, you perform the helicopter with your penis

After Abigail sucked my dick I started swinging my slobber copter

by ChazBente November 17, 2018

Cock Snobbler

When you get smacked with a penis and cum comes flying onto your nose

Jim: Yo, last night my girl turned into a cock snobbler!
Tim: I wish my girl would turn into one.

by YaBoiMike June 8, 2017