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Slabbergasted 

When you’re eating ass and it’s so wet and sloppy that you have an inner orgasm
“Baby you ass is getting me Slabbergasted... come here!”

Slobbergasted 

Surprised reaction to a romantic kiss from a dog.
You should have seen the look on Diane's face when Kenny's boxer licked her cheek! She was slobbergasted!
Slobbergasted by captbeefheart October 27, 2011

Slobbergasted 

when you are absolutely booted (high on marijuana) after taking at least 47 dabs
“man I was absolutely slobbergasted last night after fucking a gorgeous heifer in my Ford F-150 and taking 53 dabs”
Slobbergasted by anonymous April 1, 2022

Stabbergasted 

The feeling of being stabbed in the back by someone you trusted, who unexpectedly turned against you.
Man, I feel so stabbergasted right now....how could you do this to me?

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026