Stabbergasted 

The feeling of being stabbed in the back by someone you trusted, who unexpectedly turned against you.

Man, I feel so stabbergasted right now....how could you do this to me?

Stabbergasted by OG_Stabbergasted July 2, 2025

Slabbergatted 

Slabbergatted- someone who is ridiculously gay and Emo and also acts like a fuarry

Wow you are so slabbergatted

Slabbergatted by Jeydasavage771 October 24, 2018

Slabbergasted 

When you’re eating ass and it’s so wet and sloppy that you have an inner orgasm

“Baby you ass is getting me Slabbergasted... come here!”

Slabbergasted by ColaBottleMami May 15, 2021

Slobbergasted 

Surprised reaction to a romantic kiss from a dog.

You should have seen the look on Diane's face when Kenny's boxer licked her cheek! She was slobbergasted!

Slobbergasted by captbeefheart October 27, 2011

Slobbergasted 

when you are absolutely booted (high on marijuana) after taking at least 47 dabs

“man I was absolutely slobbergasted last night after fucking a gorgeous heifer in my Ford F-150 and taking 53 dabs”

Slobbergasted by anonymous April 1, 2022

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020