Slabbergasted

When you’re eating ass and it’s so wet and sloppy that you have an inner orgasm

“Baby you ass is getting me Slabbergasted... come here!”

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Flabbergasted

FLABBERGASTED is defined as when your heart jumps with surprise at an amazingly unique difference in your life; often a change or surprise!

I was FLABBERGASTED when I got a letter from Harvard University saying that I'm in!

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To be greatly confused, surprised, or astonished. Or even a mix of all.

When I told Andy The Nerd that I got a higher test grade than him, he was FLABBERGASTED!

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I was "flabbergasted" after the bus ran over vicky.

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surprised and flumoxxed

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Slabbergatted- someone who is ridiculously gay and Emo and also acts like a fuarry

Wow you are so slabbergatted

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