Slir 

A drunk gentleman or a gentleman who does engage in social or abusive alcohol consumption

Slir could you stop drinking?

Slir by Worker 1 September 14, 2015

Slirk 

(v) Smiling to yourself after receiving a text. Generally from someone of the opposite sex.

"What are you slirkin' about?"

Slirk by Lurk'n slirker August 22, 2014

Slirting 

When you're trying to flirt with somebody, but also take their pants off at the same time.

Sarah was a little buzzed, and went over to Francois, and she put her hand on his belt and the slirting began

Slirting by Sarizzynick Phranmattswaworth July 17, 2010

slired 

to be slired is to be tired and lazy, most importantly lazy. a person could claim that they are too slired to go play basketball if they are laying on a comfortable couch watching tv, even if they would like to play. it mostly just means that a person is comfortable and unwilling to move.

sam: lets go to albertsons
double: im too slired
max: yeah, we're slired
sam: come on you lazy bastards
double and max: but we're sliiiiiiired
sam: fuck you guys, im leaving

slired by scp February 19, 2005

slirgin 

a slutty virgin that fools around but never goes all the way.

She is such a slirgin flirt.

slirgin by Brian Malloy December 14, 2008

slires 

an ailment, main symptom being unwillingness to get up and do something. can be caused by comfort and lazyness.

i was going to go to the store and buy some eggs but i got a mean case of the slires, so i ended up watching 3 and a half hours of happy days instead.

slires by scp February 22, 2005

slirm 

when a man ejaculates without any motion of the penis

Sorry baby I already slirmed

slirm by treznor August 18, 2009