Slirk 

(v) Smiling to yourself after receiving a text. Generally from someone of the opposite sex.

"What are you slirkin' about?"

Slirk by Lurk'n slirker August 22, 2014

Shirkam03 

An ex-content moderator on the mope.io wiki, Shirkam03 is a creepy harasser.

Shirkam03 likes to tell others to burn in hell, along with a lot of other things that he likes to tell others to burn in.

Shirkam03 by y = mx + b December 7, 2021

Slick-dick 

To be a Slick-dick is to send a gift to your loved one that coincidentally arrives with near perfect timing. Not something that you planned, but nonetheless something that enhances the overall experience for your partner.

In this instance the appearance of being slick would be unjustified, thus you're a Slick-dick.

Stuart sending an Easter egg making kit to Susie for her April birthday made him a "dick". Sending rollerskates that arrived just as her existing plans unravelled made Stuart a "Slick-dick".

Slick-dick by Sharkey & Bubbles April 8, 2022

Slick Whack 

When something initially appears necessary or enticing to an individual, but ends up being whack, or a waste of time.

Person 1: "Yo did you go to class to today?"
Person 2: "Yeah but all we did was look at the syllabus, shit was slick whack."

Slick Whack by Jackery7796 August 30, 2018

thomasville slicker 

Thomasville slicker is the act of using oil to lubricate the asshole of your girl. Once the asshole is effectively oiled up you take her to the nearest Thomasville with baseball bat in hand. Bend her over one of the beds in the Thomasville and proceed to buttfuck the shit out of her with a baseball bat until security comes and asks you to leave.

Joe: "Hey boss, how was your weekend?"

Mitch: "It was alright, me and my girl ran a few errands at the outlets. I ended up giving her a Thomasville Slicker though, which was pretty nice."

Joe: "Dope"

thomasville slicker by YungThomas April 19, 2014

ain't slick 

When you get caught doing something / don't cover your tracks / are a general fuck up

She was bitching about him over Instagram messanger but forgot she was logged into her account on his phone. This bitch ain't slick!

ain't slick by Alessandra Mendoza April 28, 2017

slicker than cum on a gold tooth 

The slickest of all road conditions. Approximately five times slicker than snot, four times slicker than snot on a door knob, three times slicker than owl shit, and twice as slick as greased owl shit.

I asked George how slick the roads were and he said they were slicker than cum on a gold tooth, so I stayed home.

slicker than cum on a gold tooth by Cannon, Inc. August 3, 2016