The act of squeesing the left testicle, twisting it counter clockwise four times. Compress the left testicle, you can use great force, or a hammer/mallet if you need to. Take the right testicle and twist it clockwise seven times. Then make a loop with your left testicle, as you would a shoelace. Forcefull insert your right testicle through the loop. Twist both testicles in opposite directions like a double helix. After this, make another loop with your right testicle and push your left testicle through that loop. Then release your testicles. The compression of the left nut will make it near impossible to undo. Then slide your right nut up and down just like a slip knot. To undo, use icy hot. Dont forget to Crisco your balls before hand. Enjoy.

Once the hot bitches saw my SlipBalls, they wanted me inside them.

Slipballs by the guy with slipballs June 18, 2011

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shirbert

Shirbert is the ship name for characters Gilbert Blythe and Anne Shirley Cuthbert created by fans of netflix's original series "Anne With an E", a reimagined version of the classic "Anne of Green Gables".

"Oh my gosh, I need a shirbert kiss in season three or I literally don't know what I'm gonna do."

"Shirbert is SO cute I die when Gilbert looks at Anne sekjgaoiejfsnkawjes"
"I'm just gonna watch some shirbert edits on youtube for a couple hours... yes it's totally healthy..."

shirbert by hom tolland September 15, 2018

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Slirk

(v) Smiling to yourself after receiving a text. Generally from someone of the opposite sex.

"What are you slirkin' about?"

Slirk by Lurk'n slirker August 22, 2014

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