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Slippery Penguin

When a man's "Penguin" accidentally slips out of the vagina and into the asshole mid thrust, without skipping a beat due to it being extremely slippery.
I'm sorry baby... i didn't mean for a slippery penguin to happen. Good for you though, champ.
Slippery Penguin by ppppppPinguPingu February 17, 2017

Slippery Penguin

When a man's "penguin" becomes so slippery due to liquids-oil, water, semen, saliva, etc.- that females have difficulty operating upon the phallus.
"Ah man dude, I had such a Slippery Penguin last Night that that bitch slipped off like twenty times"
Slippery Penguin by Mr.Slippery April 30, 2010

Slippery Penguin

a dick that cant seem to stay in an ass
It was being a real slippery penguin and pissing me off.

You are a slippery penguin.
Slippery Penguin by alfaubaseball31 November 13, 2011

slippery penguin

Meeting a women with a large collection of animals, mostly used for masterbating.
I was with alex and she definately has a slippery penguin.

The Slippery Penguin 

This is a sexual position which can only be performed in an ice-rink.

The female sits with her legs apart on the ice whilst the male runs and slides along the ice on his knees and enters his partner.
Male:

"There's an ice rink opening tonight in our town, do you want to go down late and attempt the slippery penguin?"

Female:
"Why not? YOLO!"

A Penguin That Prefers His Fish Cooked Waddles On A Slippery Slope

The translation of a Swedish proverb to mean not to dwell on things that cannot be
Jack: So I've been putting a lot of thought into it and I think Jessica and I would make a great couple!

George: Come on Jack, remember what dad always told us: "A Penguin That Prefers His Fish Cooked Waddles On A Slippery Slope." You know you have no chance with Jessica, stop obsessing over it.
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An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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