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Slippery Penguin

When a man's "Penguin" accidentally slips out of the vagina and into the asshole mid thrust, without skipping a beat due to it being extremely slippery.
I'm sorry baby... i didn't mean for a slippery penguin to happen. Good for you though, champ.
Slippery Penguin by ppppppPinguPingu February 17, 2017

Slippery Penguin

When a man's "penguin" becomes so slippery due to liquids-oil, water, semen, saliva, etc.- that females have difficulty operating upon the phallus.
"Ah man dude, I had such a Slippery Penguin last Night that that bitch slipped off like twenty times"
Slippery Penguin by Mr.Slippery April 30, 2010

Slippery Penguin

a dick that cant seem to stay in an ass
It was being a real slippery penguin and pissing me off.

You are a slippery penguin.
Slippery Penguin by alfaubaseball31 November 13, 2011

slippery penguin

Meeting a women with a large collection of animals, mostly used for masterbating.
I was with alex and she definately has a slippery penguin.

The Slippery Penguin 

This is a sexual position which can only be performed in an ice-rink.

The female sits with her legs apart on the ice whilst the male runs and slides along the ice on his knees and enters his partner.
Male:

"There's an ice rink opening tonight in our town, do you want to go down late and attempt the slippery penguin?"

Female:
"Why not? YOLO!"

A Penguin That Prefers His Fish Cooked Waddles On A Slippery Slope

The translation of a Swedish proverb to mean not to dwell on things that cannot be
Jack: So I've been putting a lot of thought into it and I think Jessica and I would make a great couple!

George: Come on Jack, remember what dad always told us: "A Penguin That Prefers His Fish Cooked Waddles On A Slippery Slope." You know you have no chance with Jessica, stop obsessing over it.