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shitknot 

A really badly tangled clump of shit in the anus hairs. Usually occurs when you have long asshole hairs, much worse than dingleberries. nearly impossible to maintain the will to live when you have to deal with a knot of shit in your butt grass! Not to be confused with the common insult for the band slipknot.
Leon S. Kennedy was fired from the racoon city police department on his first day because of the overwhelming stench of crap emanting from his old crusty shitknot!! Resident evil rocks, by the way.
shitknot by the Düv May 26, 2008
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shitknot 

A knot made of the very long piece of shit.
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shitknot by jajaadddd June 3, 2009

Shitknot 

(n) a word referring to the metal band, Slipknot.
is used to make fun of the band for selling out with their album, All Hope Is Gone
Person1: Can you believe Shitknot sold out so bad?

Person2: It's called, Slipknot

Person1: no, Shitknot because they are SELLOUTS

Person2: god, i hate that.

they are sellouts.
Shitknot by SpiffySeagull April 16, 2009

Shitknot 

Well hmm, lets see. The right way to pronouce the band name "Slipknot" Also kids saying 666 is not satanic.
shitknot need i say more? SHITKNOT SHITKNOT SHITKNOT SHITKNOT
Shitknot by DeadThresholdJake August 6, 2004

Shitknot fucker

For all the Slipknot posers
"Bro... that guy is such a poser for Slipknot. He's pissing me the fuck off."

"He's a Shitknot fucker"
Shitknot fucker by Skull47 March 23, 2026

shitnotist

noun: an expert in the art of bullshitting. they are so effective at selling bullshit one would think shitnotists are capable of hypnosis. the word is a combination of "bullshit" and "hypnotist"
Ricky is one hell of a shitnotist! Cops believe anything he says, it's like he hypnotizes them first.

The political system is chock-full of shitnotists. See election debates, national party conventions, and press conferences for confirmation.

Getting shitnotized by the shitnotist again!

It's pronounced "shit-na-tist" NOT "shit-not-ist", you fucking moron.
shitnotist by Mr Lahey January 5, 2014

shitknocker 

shitknocker has the same meaning as fartknocker except a little more vulgar when you want to be a little more vulgar where youre not worried about using your manners
dude you owe me money shitknocker

man this shitknocker dont owe you money

dude youre such a shitknocker
shitknocker by littlejimmie March 9, 2019
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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SkyPesos 

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- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
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Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
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