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shitknot

A really badly tangled clump of shit in the anus hairs. Usually occurs when you have long asshole hairs, much worse than dingleberries. nearly impossible to maintain the will to live when you have to deal with a knot of shit in your butt grass! Not to be confused with the common insult for the band slipknot.
Leon S. Kennedy was fired from the racoon city police department on his first day because of the overwhelming stench of crap emanting from his old crusty shitknot!! Resident evil rocks, by the way.
by the Düv May 26, 2008
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shitknot

A knot made of the very long piece of shit.
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by jajaadddd June 3, 2009
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Shitknot

(n) a word referring to the metal band, Slipknot.
is used to make fun of the band for selling out with their album, All Hope Is Gone
Person1: Can you believe Shitknot sold out so bad?

Person2: It's called, Slipknot

Person1: no, Shitknot because they are SELLOUTS

Person2: god, i hate that.

they are sellouts.
by SpiffySeagull April 16, 2009
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Shitknot

Well hmm, lets see. The right way to pronouce the band name "Slipknot" Also kids saying 666 is not satanic.
shitknot need i say more? SHITKNOT SHITKNOT SHITKNOT SHITKNOT
by DeadThresholdJake August 6, 2004
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shitnotist

noun: an expert in the art of bullshitting. they are so effective at selling bullshit one would think shitnotists are capable of hypnosis. the word is a combination of "bullshit" and "hypnotist"
Ricky is one hell of a shitnotist! Cops believe anything he says, it's like he hypnotizes them first.

The political system is chock-full of shitnotists. See election debates, national party conventions, and press conferences for confirmation.

Getting shitnotized by the shitnotist again!

It's pronounced "shit-na-tist" NOT "shit-not-ist", you fucking moron.
by Mr Lahey January 5, 2014
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shitknocker

shitknocker has the same meaning as fartknocker except a little more vulgar when you want to be a little more vulgar where youre not worried about using your manners
dude you owe me money shitknocker

man this shitknocker dont owe you money

dude youre such a shitknocker
by littlejimmie March 9, 2019
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shitknock

To shit on someones door step then proceed to knock on their door and run.
Hey lets shitknock that guys house
by DarkMasterShake December 27, 2007
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