When you are standing face a girl who is sitting on a swing and you push her on the swing while she blows you, give her a push and she comes back and goes to town
Guy: Dude, Where the fuck did Steve go?
Guy 2: Last time I saw him his ass was chilling with Becky at the park, He's probably getting a swingjob right now.
Guy: Tight.
usually referring to the character SpongeBob in a poorly composed sentence, with similar characters being mentioned such as patdick (Patrick star), or squeedwart (squidward). It is often used in those shitty screenshots of SpongeBob with silly ass captions.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"