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Slimjohn
Verb, to slimjohn is to eat something so quickly it seemingly never touched your tounge. The phrase "double slimjohn" originated when people started to slimjohn so fast they regurgitated and slimjohnned again. The record is a quadruple slimjohn.
There is also a tournament going around called the Slimjohn championship. This is where people compete to see how quickly they can quadruple slimjohn a loaf of bread. The record is currently held by a Competitor, known by the alias of Kirill17.
There is also a tournament going around called the Slimjohn championship. This is where people compete to see how quickly they can quadruple slimjohn a loaf of bread. The record is currently held by a Competitor, known by the alias of Kirill17.
Toaster: Hi have you seen my friend James he can slimjohn 14 pizzas within 10 minutes
Kirill17: That is nothing compared to me. I am an immortal Slimjohnner.
James: I bet I could beat you in the Slimjohn Championship, I can quintuple Slimjohn
Kirill17: That is nothing compared to me. I am an immortal Slimjohnner.
James: I bet I could beat you in the Slimjohn Championship, I can quintuple Slimjohn
Slimjohn by SlimjohnSooner July 23, 2020
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Slimejohn • slim john • Slimey John • sidejohn • Slimedown • Slimeon • slimeroni • Ganymede Slimejob • Slick Johnson • Slime condensate
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