Slimejohn

A bad McDonald's worker.

Drew: Charlene, you slimejohn, you're ruining our KVS times!

Slimejohn by DSRLVR February 6, 2010

Slimjohn 

Verb, to slimjohn is to eat something so quickly it seemingly never touched your tounge. The phrase "double slimjohn" originated when people started to slimjohn so fast they regurgitated and slimjohnned again. The record is a quadruple slimjohn.

There is also a tournament going around called the Slimjohn championship. This is where people compete to see how quickly they can quadruple slimjohn a loaf of bread. The record is currently held by a Competitor, known by the alias of Kirill17.

Toaster: Hi have you seen my friend James he can slimjohn 14 pizzas within 10 minutes
Kirill17: That is nothing compared to me. I am an immortal Slimjohnner.

James: I bet I could beat you in the Slimjohn Championship, I can quintuple Slimjohn

Slimjohn by SlimjohnSooner July 23, 2020

Slimeon 

A person with a long and un-girthy penis

I was at the urinal just now and the person next to me had a slimeon

Slimeon by Lappy boy August 18, 2013

sidejohn

The male equivalent of “side chick”

A guy that isn’t a girl’s main guy but her sidejohn

She told me I was her main man, and when I asked her what that meant I found out she had two other sidejohns standing by in case I was busy.

sidejohn by Michmich2222 October 30, 2023

slimeroni 

thas my slimeroni
a girl fren thas hella fine

i was talkin to my slimeroni

“oh tha shawty she fine”

slimeroni by slimerettaa December 11, 2023

Slimedown

To sloppily, or overindulgently eat and enjoy something that is inherently gross (Like Arby's)

Chee: Yo I wanna slimedown on some arby's right now

Ghaurce: Have you seen that video of president trump sliming down on McDonalds?

Slimedown by cheemius. February 20, 2026

Ganymede Slimejob 

A handjob from a deepwoken cumslut

Hey! You owe me that Ganymede Slimejob you promised yesterday!

Ganymede Slimejob by kinxle January 19, 2025