Slepting 

To text while sleeping in an inebriated state of mind

I was so drunk last night that I must have been slepting last night.

Slepting by Walkovich11 August 23, 2014

Slepting 

Past tense of sleep with an action verb added to it.

Henry, were you just slepting?

Slepting by BTTRFLY PRNCESS August 23, 2020

sleptigarious 

(-ly) adv.--something done subversively, sneakily, and with no small amount of luck and cleverness.

adj.--One who is subversive, but not with any particular goal in mind

Paul sleptigariously moved the spatula behind the toaster.

sleptigarious by ViyhMike September 5, 2003

septingentisexual 

someone who is sexually attracted to 700 animate and inanimate objects, including things with and without holes.

WOW, he has a warehouse to store his 700 objects; he's septingentisexual

septingentisexual by haha_i_am_watching_you_haha August 9, 2012

Sleeting 

The art of falling asleep with half-eaten food in one's mouth. This typically occurs on one's couch with or without a clicker in hand. The likely morsel found in one's mouth is chips or crackers.

"I woke up with food in my mouth again. I have been sleeting with abnormal frequency this week. It must have been that long bike ride that did me in today."

Sleeting by SupaNative July 7, 2009

slepping 

From the Dutch word "Sleepen", meaning to drag. Used when one has to physically move lots of things from one place to another.

We have been "slepping" all day to move Anna into her apartment. We "slept" all day to get her moved.
We "slepped' Anna last week to her new apartment

slepping by Dirkie May 26, 2008

slerting 

Slerting is when you are sleeping and start jerking off in your sleep without knowing.

You dude I woke up this morning and realized I was slerting last night.

slerting by Vl028 February 28, 2017