sleepturbate

The act of self-pleasuring unconsciously, while sleeping or dozing. Usually with/on a pillow or blanket.

"Wow. I must be hornier than I thought. From the look of my throw pillow, I totally sleepturbated last night."

by helamonster December 16, 2013

Sleepturbate

A verb.

Before you sleep you masturbate.

"It's been a while since the last time I sleepturbate 'coz I'm kinda busy lately."

by WittyTaki December 26, 2017

Sleepturbating

The act of unknowingly masturbating while sleeping, often to the discomfort of your bed partner. Not usually remembered the following morning.

Lady: Sorry I couldn't help you out last night... I had a headache.

Dude: Whaddaya mean?

Lady: Oh, you don't remember? You woke me up three times last night, you were sleepturbating.

Dude: Oh, I'm sorry. I had no idea.

by emuishere December 20, 2009

sleepsturbate

The involuntary action of manually manipulating one's genitals during REM sleep. This phenomenon is responsible for some unverifiable portion -- scientific estimates point to 5-10% -- of nocturnal emissions. It is rarely discussed in polite conversation, but is assuredly real. When caught in the act by an incidental third party observer, the awoken offender is often characterized by denial and defensiveness. The following sample text is a rare exception.

Brett: <to roommate sleeping in common living area> Mike -- What are you doing?

Mike: <wakes suddenly and looks down at occupied hands> Dude ... I'm trying to sleepsturbate here.

Brett: What? Can you do that in your room?

Mike: I'll spell it out for you later, asshole.

by von dildus August 6, 2010

sleepurbate

The act of masturbating as to cause loss of stamina and increase of fatigue to induce sleep quickly.

Got a test tomorrow, better sleepurbate.

by whitebolo January 20, 2005

sleeperbater

one who rubs themselves in their 'special place' while sleeping. The purpetrator is usually completely unaware of his jolly good time in the morning.

rob: *rub*rub*rub* "ZzZzZzZzZz"
jack: hey everyone look, alan is sleeperbating
everyone: jeez, he's getting more action than a 2 dollar whore.
jack: yep. he's a very talented sleeperbater.

by johnny mackenroe September 15, 2005

sleeperbate

When you go to sleep, wake up in the middle of the night, masturbate, and go back to sleep.

"Man, I couldn't sleep last night, I had to sleeperbate."

by The average human March 2, 2016