The state of mind in which a person, who due to lack of sleep, appears to have become heavily intoxicated. Often associated with inability to move body parts, laughing maniacally at idiotically simple actions or objects, incredible randomness, and revealing secrets that normally would not be brought up in conversation. Often for good reason.

Ted, in this situation, is experiencing sleepdrunk of the fourth degree.(1-5)

Jeff: Hey Ted.

Ted: Hey Jeff. Haha. Jefffff. Je-ffff JeffFFFFF JEEEEEFFFFFFFF! JEEEFFEEEE! ASK JEEVES!!! HE KNOWS! HE KNOWS EVERYTHING! BUT NOOOOO! ERBODY'S LIKE, "If it takes a hen and a half a day and a half to lay an egg an a half, how many flapjacks can fit on a doghouse?" AND THE OTHER GUY'S LIKE, "I don't know, Google it." DAMN YOU GOOGLE! YOU MONOPOLISTIC SON OF A BITCH! HAVE YOU NO SOUL?!?! ONLY YOU CAN START AS A NOUN AND END UP A VERB! AGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Jeff: ....Um....Dude......
.......Jeeves sucks.

Ted: Sucks. Haha. Socks. Wanna know a funny word?

Jeff: Sure...Is it socks..?

Ted: NO! It's socks.

Jeff: Okay...Ted you really nee-

Ted: MOIST.

sleepdrunk by Maverick 318 March 16, 2008

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Sleepaholic

One who prefers to sleep and live in a dream world rather than the real world, in other words, addicted to sleep, but not depressed.

Eliana's dreams have made her into a sleepaholic; boy they must be some good dreams.

Sleepaholic by Lucinda Dreamer May 10, 2010

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sleepage

term used when you need a massive amount of sleep

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sleepage by sir sleepage August 28, 2003

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sleepaway camp

The most amazing place in the world. A place where kids varying ages (usually 7-15) make best friends for life and their bunkmates grow to be like sisters or brothers. A place where kids learn or share lots of information about life, particularly stuff that they don't want to ask their parents. This is where many, learn about who they are and who they want to become. Campers cry when they go home, and count the days until they come back. They leave each summer with a new outlook on many ideas, themselves or life in general, and great memories that will last them a lifetime.

My parents met at the sleepaway camp that I go to, I wouldn't exist if it weren't for the place. At their wedding, the best man, and a couple of the bridesmaids, were from that camp too. So many of the people who are important to them, they met there.

sleepaway camp by rfb211 December 1, 2005

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