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Sleep walking 

People who think or claim to be woke, but are just offended for the sake of being offended
That dude who got mad at that white chick who wore a Chinese dress ain't woke, he just sleep walking.

Sleep walking 

A thought process that's similar to sleepwalking... You stare off into space, you mumble, and do random useless crap... All while awake for hours.
Dude, holy balls I so slept walk through the night and day.

Dude you totally sleepwalk?

sleep walking is the shite!
Sleep walking by Jimmyhat Connoisseur September 1, 2014

sleep walking 

When you get up in the morning take a shower, get dressed, put on cologne, drive to work/school, start working, then wake up and go 'How the heck did I get here?!?'.
Wakes up, looks at computer in front of self w/half finished essay and starts reading the essay that they think they might have just typed while wondering how they got there and if they ran over someone on the way there while sleep walking.

morning tired sleep sleepless
sleep walking by My_pseudonym May 12, 2013

Sleep Wanking 

The act of ingesting an entire bottle of sleeping pills and then attempting to whack off before falling asleep.
Martyn: You guys ever tried sleep wanking?
Zach: Yeah! It's great cause you always win
Steven: Unfortunately you can never stay awake long enough to clean up the mess...
Lads: Aye!

Sleep walkin bean giant

to take a amper and a downer simultaneously giving you a feeling of being a sleep walker and sometimes having an inflated head. I'm experiencing it rn.
Person 1: Oh my lawd look at that dude he's absolutely gone!

Person 2: yup hes a sleep walkin bean giant

Open-eyed sleepwalking

Officially named lagophthalmogic somnambulism, open-eyed sleepwalking is a condition in which a person is awake, but appears so exhausted and worn out that they may very well just be sleepwalking with their eyes open.
John: What’s wrong with Richard?
Sam: He’s open-eyed sleepwalking. He had to stay up all last night working on some ASL assignments.
John: Poor guy…
Open-eyed sleepwalking by NotPieGuy December 8, 2021
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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