Definitions by ObsidianWraith

Kamikaze Shart 

When you purposefully spray Liquid ass in your restroom to make it miserable for the next person who has to poop after you.

Holy crap dude, I Kamikaze shart the shitter and Mike threw up before he could even begin pooping

Kamikaze Shart by ObsidianWraith March 27, 2023

Sleep walking 

People who think or claim to be woke, but are just offended for the sake of being offended

That dude who got mad at that white chick who wore a Chinese dress ain't woke, he just sleep walking.

Sleep walking by ObsidianWraith May 31, 2018

Transformer

Someone who is able to change their sexual orientation at will

He was a boy last night, but now she's a girl. I think she's a transformer. We call her Optimus Prime.

Transformer by ObsidianWraith April 20, 2018

Testicular Hydroplaning 

When you thrust so hard during intercourse your testicles accidentally slide all the way in to the orifice of your choice.

I'm going at it like a freaking Jackhammer on 43rd Street, and then all the sudden I have a case of testicular hydroplaning right into her ass

Testicular Hydroplaning by ObsidianWraith April 19, 2018

Stan Lee Steamer 

It's like a Cleveland steamer, only done specifically by Stan Lee, creator of several comic book characters in the Marvel Superheroes Universe.

I went to Comic-Con to meet the one and only Stan Lee. Little did I know, all that was available at that particular panel was the privilege of getting a Stan Lee Steamer.

Stan Lee Steamer by ObsidianWraith January 4, 2018

Baby Daddy Bukakke Roulette 

When a large number of men ejaculate into a funnel attached to a woman's vagina, then proceed to wait 9 months for the baby to be born, then get a paternity test and see who the babies father is.

That hoe been with so many diesel ass mutha F**k'as, she might as well have played a game of baby daddy Bukakke Roulette

Baby Daddy Bukakke Roulette by ObsidianWraith October 16, 2017