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to suck in an sloppy, uncontrolled and enthusiastic way
that skanky bitch loved to slarve mydode.
slarve by bubbadave July 7, 2005
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slarve dog 

An old-school breed of snowboarder who wore sorels and favored back country riding and sneaking onto ski-hills. Characterized by fast, erratic riding the excessive use of duct tape.
Pompous skier 1: Wadsworth, what on earth is that?
Pompous skier 2: Why Niles, I believe it is one of those ghastly slarve dogs!
Pompous Skier 1: How hideous!
Slarve dog: Check me dude, Im gonna launch that wind lip and bust a mega method air!
slarve dog by yogadude January 6, 2012

Slave Handles 

Slave handles is another term for twin tails usually used in a sexual connotation
"It's handlebars when it's sexual, but slave handles are more... violent." -Projekt Melody

I looked up 'slave handles', but I couldn't find it." "I didn't invent it! I swear it's a term!" -Projekt Melody (Term inventor)
Slave Handles by Arclock January 22, 2021

Touch Starved 

When one has the strong desire to be touched (not usually in a sexual way). Examples of touch are hugs, kisses, or just something simple as holding hands. Humans feel this desire due to the fact the body releases the hormone oxytocin during skin-on-skin contact. Without it, adults are more susceptible to depression and infants can have developmental problems or even die. This craving can be satisfied through a friend (if you're comfortable with affection, some platonic relationships are more hands off) or a partner.
Alex: Since I broke up with Taylor I've been so touch starved...
Andy: Wanna hug?

Alex: Yeah :)

*insert a cute hug here*
A mixture of the words slave and servant. A Slavent has all the rights of a slave and the politically correct title of servant. This term is used to be able to keep blacks as slaves and avoid angering all non-repeblicans
Slavent by Mr.Manson November 10, 2013

Drink slave 

A loving boyfriend/Girlfriend that brings you drinks, for no other reason then the fact that they love your lazy ass.
Ben! Ben! Ben! were is my drink slave?
Drink slave by Cecemadison May 24, 2018