Definitions by bubbadave

schnarf 

someone who farts in the bath tub and bites at the bubbles.

That dude is so weird. He's probably a schnarf.

schnarf by bubbadave August 26, 2005

River Rat 

person who frequents the Colorado River.In particular the Lake Havasu/Parker Strip region. Commonly pays more attention to their boat than their wife,family,house etc. Almost always seen with a Coors Light in hand

Look at that guy. A piece of crap truck and a fugly house but a $75000.00 boat.

Yah,he must be a River Rat.

River Rat by bubbadave August 26, 2005

send home a texan

to take a crap or a dump. usually very large

"Hey, where is Bob?"
"He's in the bathroom sending home a Texan"

send home a texan by bubbadave August 21, 2005

slarve 

to suck in an sloppy, uncontrolled and enthusiastic way

that skanky bitch loved to slarve mydode.

slarve by bubbadave July 7, 2005